Nico Is Embarrassed And Sam's Here

                                    

                                          


                          
brightboy: yo have will and nico fucked yet
                          
brightboy: he wont tell me
                          
ghostieguy: excuse me??? Will??? you ok????
                          
brightboy: afjnkjfnhvisb
                          
brightboy: sHIT THAT WAS MY DAD!
                          
aquaboi: how tf did your dad get your phone
                          
actual_owl: why does ur dad need to know about ur sex life??? 
                          
brightboy: I legitimately don't know.
                          
MacaReynaBitch: I-
                          
goldengirl: what the fuck did i just read
                          
brightboy: wAIT HAZEL NO
                          
goldengirl: i didnt want to know about my brother's sex life but now i need to
                          
goldengirl: idc if u are but u better be using protection
                          
ghostieguy: HAZEL NO
                          
ghostieguy: WE ARENT
                          
ghostieguy: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO
                          
brightboy: ABSOLUTELY NOT
                          
aquaboi: u might wanna tell ur dad that Will
                          
toastieboii: I'm with Piper and Jason and they're both cackling
                          
mango-chez: of course i wake up to this shit why the hell not
                          
pottery-barns-creator: better than that time u woke up to a text from Mallory saying "who the fuck let the dog drink vodka, he's tap-dancing all over the place, son of a bitch"
                          
caly-loves-cats: ????
                          
pottery-barns-creator: spoiler alert: the one who drank vodka was NOT the dog
                          
pottery-barns-creator: we dont even own a dog
                          
aquaboi: I know a dog!!!
                          
actual_owl: oh no please dont start
                          
aquaboi: HER NAME IS MRS O'LEARY AND SHE IS THE BEST GIRL, I LOVE HER, I WOULD DIE FOR HER
                          
ghostieguy: yooo! I know her too! she's amazing i love her!!!
                          
mango-chez: she sounds amazing i need to meet her
                          
mango-chez: I HAVE AN IDEA
                          
mango-chez: WE NEED TO GET FOOD AND MRS O'LEARY AND HANG OUT
                          
actual_owl: YES
                          
punks-not-dead-u-are: YESSSSS
                          
MacaReynaBitch: IM HERE FOR IT
                          
pottery-barns-creator: wait if we're hanging out i neead to add Sam
                          
aquaboi: who's Sam???
                          
pottery-barns-creator: MY SISTER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH
                          
pottery-barns-creator has added MothaFuckinValkyrie
                          
MothaFuckinValkyrie: uh hi?
                          
mr_stapler: HI
                          
MothaFuckinValkyrie: who tf are you
                          
actual_owl: so long story short I'm Magnus's long-lost cousin and the rest of the people are my friends(and gf) and we're all scheduling a meet-up and Alex said we needed you so here you are
                          
caly-loves-cats: yeah that's it all in a nutshell
                          
MacaReynaBitch: and we're all more than a little bit nuts so be warned
                          
MothaFuckinValkyrie: ok let's go
                          
(A/N my computer kept trying to say "MothFuckinValkyrie" and i think that you all need to know that)