Requested by ThirstyFangirl2003
Vaggie: Angel, you can not tell me that Alastor sleeps normally, the fucker smiles ALL THE TIME!
Angel: I never said tha-
Vaggie: tell you what? You and me are gonna sneak into his room at night, like really fucking late just so I can prove a point
Angel: *smirks* ok... but if he sleeps normally then you owe me a quid...
(or dollar for you Americans)
Vaggie: *thinks about it for a second* ...ok, deal!
*in the late night*
Angel and Vaggie: *sneaks into Alastor's room and hopes he's asleep by now*
Vaggie: *whispers* good, he's asleep...
Wait a minute- are you fucking- *groans*
Angel: *snickers quietly*
Vaggie: *whisper-shouts* we came all this way just to find the mother fucker sleeps like any other demon! Not even a fucking smile! Ugh, I need a drink...
Vaggie: *exits with Angel* Tequila will do...
Angel: not so fast bitch! Where my money at?
Vaggie: *stares at him* fuck you, I'll buy you a drink or something...
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Sorry it's so late, just saw the request 😅
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Hazbin Hotel oneshots
FanfictionDo I even have to say it? -Requests are open- I can do fluff and cute shit like that but I refuse to do lemons, smut and X readers (sorry) 'cause I'm just bad at writing them.....😅 -No art belongs to me unless I say so -Vivziepop owns all character...
