Season 9 Chapter 12: Mid-game Substitution

                                    

                                          

Fade in to Lopez and Simmons in the cave, but Lopez is painted maroon and Simmons is attached to a ball and chain
                          
Simmons:    Ough... what happened?
                          
Lopez:    Ola.
                          
Caption:    Hello.
                          
Simmons:    What? Am I dead? I see my body, am I in Heaven?
                          
Lopez:    Estoy tomando su lugar el Equipo Rojo.
                          
Caption:    I am taking your place on Red Team.
                          
Simmons:    Heugh, why is my body speaking Spanish? ...Oh no. Did I go to Mexican Heaven by mistake? That's like white people hell!
                          
Lopez:    No. Reemplazar usted es la única manera de que
                          
Caption:    No. Replacing you is the only way I can get
                          
Lopez:    pueda tena acceso el equipo.
                          
Caption:    access to the equipment I need to research these quakes.
                          
Simmons:    I knew it, you just wanted to become super popular so you could take my place.
                          
Lopez:    Yo no debería que ser super popular para hacer que.
                          
Caption:    I wouldn't need to be super popular to do that.
                          
Simmons:    You're gonna regret this, Lopez.
                          
Lopez:    No veo cómo.
                          
Caption:    I don't see how.
                          
Lopez exits
                          
Simmons:    Well I'll regret this!.
                          
Lopez:    Que ni siquiera tiene sentido!
                          
Caption:    That didn't even make sense!
                          
Cut to Sarge and Grif on top of Red Base
                          
Sarge:    I still don't understand, how does more breaks make us more efficient?
                          
Small quake
                          
Grif:    It's simple, if we have less hours to do work, we get more done in less time.
                          
Lopez arrives
                          
Grif:    It's all ratios.
                          
Lopez:    ...ola.
                          
Caption:    ...hello.
                          
Sarge:    Simmons, where in sam hell have you been?
                          
Lopez:    Cueva...estudio.
                          
Caption:    Cave...study.
                          
Grif:    You sound weird.
                          
Sarge:    Yeah, almost like you're speakin' a foreign language. But he's speaking very slowly and clearly, so I understand what he means.
                          
Grif:    Me too.
                          
Sarge:    What've you been up to?
                          
Lopez:    Las cosas humanas, como de costumbre unar
                          
Caption:    Oh you know. The usual human things like: urinating
                          
Lopez:    y tener problemas de matemáticas mal si no razón alguna.
                          
Caption:    and getting math problems wrong for no reason.
                          
Grif:    Sounds boring.
                          
Sarge:    Didn't understand that one.
                          
Grif:    Me neither, but boring is always a safe bet with Simmons.
                          
Sarge:    Good point.
                          
Lopez:    Le riguero mi discuple.