Patricks Fedora's

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(AN: Sorry for posting this so late, I was very busy today. Also damn that picture took so God damn long to edit lmao^)

Hot Topic girl: God Damnit-

Commercial person: HEY! Whats wrong?

Hot Topic girl: Well you see, I pulled a Gerard Way and haven't washed my hair lately and i just can't get it to look decent.

Commercial person: Oh well do I have the perfect thing for you!

Hot Topic girl: Dry shampoo?

Commercial person: Even better! The all mighty Patrick Stump approved Fedora!

Commercial person: Even better! The all mighty Patrick Stump approved Fedora!

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This special fedora will make people say "Wow! nice hat dude!"

Places to wear the fedora:

Your head like so

Your head like so

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Your shoulders

Your shoulders

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Your chin

Or you can d

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Or you can d.i.y. it into a TrEnDy OuTfIt

Warning: Do not give to children because they are weird and annoying

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Warning: Do not give to children because they are weird and annoying. Do not wear trendy outfit out in public unless you want to then I can't control you. Also DO NOT ASK PATRICK IF HE APPROVES THIS ADVERTISEMENT YOU JUST GOT TO TRUST ME!

Patrick Stump special Fedora!

See he's wearing it! Its not like its edited or anything

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See he's wearing it! Its not like its edited or anything....

(This takes place at a baseball game with a son whos wearing this funky hat and his father)

Father: Son why must you wear that hat to a game? I mean its super cool but why not wear a team hat?

Son: because HAROLD this hat is a lucky hat

*someone hits that ball and its coming towards the son*

Father: wow son look!

*son catches the ball in hat*

Father: What a catch! I must buy one of these special cool fedoras.

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