FITE ME

                                    

                                          

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TW: (weirdly misguided) HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, GUNS, DEATH, ‼️‼️SWEARING‼️‼️
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Aria: Those bastards, who do they think they are?!
Dustin: *shrugs*
Aria: THEY KNOW WE'RE TOO POWERFUL FOR THEM-
Pamela: Maybe we should listen to them, they might be right...
Aria: NO THEY'RE NOT
Pamela: ...
Aria: THOSE BITCHES WANT TO INVADE OUR SCHOOL, WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK
Pamela: I- I'm sorry.
Aria: Just, come with me.
Ew why do I have to narrate for these idiots?
Ugh fine I'll do it.
Aria takes Pamela to a platform on a tree, and the two of them sat watching the sunset.
Aria: Look, Pam.
Pamela: Huh?
Aria: Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Queen's time as a ruler rises and falls like the sun.
Dustin: *finally manages to climb the platform* *looks at them like they're crazy*
Aria: One day, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you, as the new queen.
Pamela: Did you just quote the lion king?
Aria: But it's true.
Pamela: You're not gonna die
Aria: If I don't, my parents are gonna make me switch schools. They said I would have to if anything else crazy happened in school.
Pamela: Oh.
Aria: Whatever happens to me, when I'm gone, you need to take charge, and show those gay bastards who's boss.
Pamela: *nods* I will.
Dustin: Will I be second in command when you're gone?
Aria: Shut up Dustin, go and watch your idiotic anime.
Dustin: Sorry.
Pamela: I promise, I will take back our land and show them how wrong they are.
Aria: *smiles* Thank god
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Tater: *possibly panicking* Ok, ok, so, so, so, I started a war with people who've spent the past five years training for a war, who have fucking stone swords, and a base, and other weapons that an army could use. This is fine.
Jojo: Nothing bad is going to happen.
Tater: Really? Cause normally all my ideas end badly.
Jojo: Well, at least this one is fighting for what's right.
Tater: *smiles* Thanks-
Crutchie: *runs into the room* *where'd your limp go huh* GUYS THEY'RE OUTSIDE THEY'RE OUTSIDE
Tater: WAIT WHAT
Mike: *runs by and screams when an arrow nearly hits him*
Crutchie: *screams again*
Tater: *is SMART and takes a sword and shield with them because they clearly play too much minecraft instead of writing* What do you want-
Aria: *standing on a somewhat tall tree trunk* Tater, and Applez, and the rest of you gay bastards.