Recreation Chapter 16: Retention Deficit

                                    

                                          

Fade in to Simmons and Donut standing guard
                          
Simmons:    I'm out.
                          
Donut:    Me too.
                          
Simmons:    Well, that's it, I guess we're done then.
                          
Donut:    Yeah. Simmons, I have to say, I didn't think I would go out like this.
                          
Simmons:    Yeah whatever, that's nice.
                          
Donut:    You're not curious how I thought I would go out?
                          
Simmons:    No. No, not in the least.
                          
Donut:    How 'bout you, did you think you'd go out like this?
                          
Simmons:    Underequipped and surrounded by people I hate? Yeah, this is pretty much how I've pictured it since I got assigned to this unit. You see, I'm a realist.
                          
Lopez:    Pensé siempre con conseguir el sacado por mantenimiento pobre.
                          
Caption:    I always thought I would be taken out by poor maintenance.
                          
Simmons:    Lopez is right, we need to think of something.
                          
Donut:    Can we escape?
                          
Simmons:    I don't see how. He's faster than us and stronger than us.
                          
Lopez:    Alguien hizo saltar todos nuestros vehículos.
                          
Caption:    Plus, somebody blew up all our vehicles.
                          
Donut:    Good idea Lopez!
                          
Simmons:    You understood what he said?
                          
Donut:    Yeah! High school spanish, remember? He said the Meta must have gotten here someway.
                          
Lopez:    Hice?
                          
Caption:    I did?
                          
Donut:    We just need to find his vehicle, and steal it.
                          
Simmons:    That's a good idea Lopez.
                          
Lopez:    Es?
                          
Caption:    It is?
                          
Lopez:    Ningún no es.
                          
Caption:    No it isn't.
                          
Simmons:    Okay, let's think. If you were a crazed lunatic, where would you hide a vehicle?
                          
Lopez:    Él lo disimulo quizás.
                          
Caption:    Maybe he cloaked it. That's what I would do.
                          
Donut:    A garage is too obvious, Lopez. We need to think of something crazier.
                          
Lopez:    Para el traducir para mí!
                          
Caption:    Stop translating for me!
                          
Donut:    Crazier!
                          
Lopez:    Eso no era incluso uno sugerencia!
                          
Caption:    That wasn't even a suggestion!
                          
Simmons:    Well, clearly Lopez is just having an off day, so let's ignore him.
                          
Lopez:    Cojale los individuos.
                          
Caption:    Fuck you guys.
                          
Simmons:    So we're looking for some kind of vehicle, probably parked by Blue Base...
                          
Lopez:    Si usted sepa que hay un vehículo!
                          
Caption:    You're talking as if you know there is a vehicle!
                          
Donut:    What if it only has two seats?
                          
Simmons:    Hmm, I didn't think about that. Hey Lopez, turn off your ears for a second.