Recreation Chapter 15: Watch the Flank

                                    

                                          

Fade in to Lopez and Simmons securing Red Base
                          
Lopez:    Consiga más cajas allá.
                          
Simmons:    Keep watching your motion tracker. This guy can turn invisible.
                          
Lopez:    Es eso donde él fue?
                          
Caption:    Is that where he went?
                          
Cut to the Meta flickering in and out of invisibility, and grunting.
                          
Simmons:    Whoa! Did you hear that?
                          
Lopez:    Tengo algo en mi perseguidor de movimiento.
                          
Caption:    I have something on my motion tracker.
                          
Simmons:    (meekly) Yeah, it was loud.
                          
Lopez:    No, Usted idiota! Allá!
                          
Caption:    No, you idiot! Over there!
                          
They back up and reload in perfect unison, like a ballet, and Donut comes around the corner... like a ballet
                          
Donut:    Hey guys. Sup?
                          
Simmons:    Donut?
                          
Lopez:    Usted no dijo a este individuo para cambiar color?
                          
Caption:    Didn't you say this guy could change color?
                          
Donut:    I just finished cleaning up Blue Base. What's going on over here?
                          
Lopez:    Pienso que debemos tirarlo apenas para ser seguros.
                          
Caption:    I think we should shoot him just to be safe.
                          
Simmons:    Donut that guy attacked me. I ran out of the base screaming! Why didn't you help me?
                          
Donut:    You guys seemed like you knew each other. I thought you were just catching up.
                          
Simmons:    He was firing grenades at me!
                          
Donut:    Yeah? So? I thought that was an inside joke between the two of you.
                          
Simmons:    What? What kinda joke would that be?
                          
Donut:    Well how do I know? I've been gone a long time, Simmons.
                          
Simmons:    What?
                          
Donut:    In fact, it was clear that I didn't know the guy. So shame on you for not introducing us. And quite frankly, I found the whole thing a bit rude.
                          
Simmons:    ... What?!
                          
Donut:    Rude.
                          
Lopez:    Seriamente, podría apenas tirar...
                          
Caption:    Seriously, we could just bury him out back.
                          
Lopez:    ...del respirador ahora.
                          
Caption:    We wouldn't even have to tell anybody.
                          
Hey, check it out, Church is back as Doctor Ball or as the Orical 
                          
Tucker:    Church? You're telling me that thing is Church.
                          
Caboose:    Well, not exactly. See um, technically, ah, this thing, is ah just a memory of Church. Um, his name is Epsilon.
                          
Ghost: A.I. dumbass.
                          
Valkyrie appears
                          
Valkyrie: Like me asshole!
                          
Tucker:    Epsiwhatsawhat?
                          
Valkyrie: I hate you.
                          
Church:    Me, dipshit!
                          
Caboose:    Uh yeah, see he's a resident memory of the guy that church was based on? So, he's kind of like, remembering himself. Eh, Simmons can explain. You know much better than I can. Probably.