10: entertainment

                                    

                                          
After a few short seconds, a knock on the door was heard, who F/N suspected to be Rei.
                          
Rei walked in, with a formal etiquette, putting Queen Elizabeth to shame.

                          
"Excuse me," she said. "The party has arrived, so I have brought them to this room."
                          
"Wait! We are in the middle of an important meeting right now! It is forbidden for ordinary students to be in here!" Igarashi argued, irked at the interruption.
                          
"Yes. I am fully aware of the situation," Rei merely replied.
                          
Her breathe hitched, before asking "Who are you?"
                          
"It would not be proper to introduce myself before them," Rei answered, then going into a dramatic introduction for every one of the Momobami Clan members.
                          
'Ugh why can't we get to the gambling already? Damn, I wonder how Kita-san and Aran-kun managed to explain why I'm not there, to the other second-years. I pity them for having to deal with them on their own now. And I pity Akagi-san and Aran-kun needing to deal with Kita-san's coldness all on their own...'
                          
'Kei-kun is a smart guy... imagine if he could do gambling! I'd have great fun gambling with one of my friends!'
                          
"...And my name is Batsubami Rei," F/N heard, as soon as she had finished zoning out of the pointless introduction.
                          
F/N looked towards Kirari, asking for permission to use her phone, out of boredom. Understanding her restlessness, she gives a slight nod towards the girl, signalling her permission to zone out from the conversation altogether.
                          
nope squad
                          
l/n: so i'm in a boring meeting so someone save me...
                          
tsukishima: HI THIS IS HINATA SHOYO!!
                          
kenma: hi shoyo.
                          
akaashi: hello hinata-kun.
                          
tsukishima: hi!!
                          
l/n: hang on, why are you on kei-kun's phone?
                          
tsukishima: he went to go get his lunch and he left his phone! i'm with my friends rn.
                          
l/n: ah ok. 
                          
l/n: so i came here because i'm bored, so entertain me.
                          
shirabu: no.
                          
akaashi: *punches out of boredom*
                          
kenma: *puts hand in the way to stop the punch*
                          
shirabu: *pushes kenma into akaashi*
                          
akaashi: *pushes kenma into sakusa* ha beat that.
                          
sakusa: ew. *pushes kenma and akaashi onto manga collection*
                          
l/n: *throws scissors at kenma and akaashi for being dumbasses*
                          
akaashi: *dies*
                          
kenma: *dies*
                          
sakusa: *laughs*
                          
shirabu: *goes to the manga collection to take sakusa's killing stalking and yaoi manga*
                          
sakusa: *takes l/n's scissors and throws them at shirabu*
                          
shirabu: *also dies*
                          
tsukishima: ...what has this group chat even come to at this point?
                          
ennoshita: i'm almost concerned...
                          
l/n: we were bored. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                          
tsukishima: hang on, you're in a meeting?
                          
l/n: yessir. kirari gave me permission to use my phone. she is an angel and if we weren't related i'd marry her. 🥰
                          
shirabu: what's really stopping you?
                          
l/n: ...
                          
l/n: true...