Oneshot #1: Living situations

                                    

                                          
~Heading To Jamie•And Sally's Place~
                          
"Fuck my life~ oh~ fuck life~" Maya sang as she skipped her way to her best friends house. Trudging along behind her, Spence was grumpy. He had to be told by Maya to leave her whiskey alone. 'Why is she so protective over it?! She has billions of dollars! Can't she buy more?' So he looked up and said "Hey Maya," she looked at him as he continued.
                          
"You have billions of dollars, why don't you buy a better house or why can't I have your whiskey? You can buy more." She stopped and looked at him, crossing her arms "I don't buy a better house because I wanna live at the place my idol lived for some time" she sneered "and that whiskey was MADE by KUROGIRI! It's one of a kind and I don't want to waste it. So shut your mouth and let's get going. I wanna be able to get Carter before we head to 'The Rickety Roof' (the nickname of Sally and Jamie's house)"
                          
"I'm already here" Carter popped up to Maya's left, making her jump and scream. 
                          
~Same Time At•Sally And Jamie's House~
                          
Sally was flying around the small house, making Jamie yell at her "OK FOR THE LAST TIME, NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE OR I WILL PUT YOU IN THE FREEZER" That made Sally sit down at the table and pout. A knock on the door sounded and after a few seconds a dog, Spence and Maya ran in. "Ok so guys, Carter wants me to buy him a house so he isn't homeless or let him move in with me, but I don't want to! What-" Maya started saying before Sally jumped on her, silencing her.
                          
"Ok so first off, did you get me my ramen? And second off, no don't buy him one. Most vigilante's are homeless." Jamie said while pulling Sally off of Maya, making Carter pout. "EXACTLY CARTER! I am a billionaire but I can't buy you a house! Jamie is basically our voice of reason at this point!" Everyone agreed to Maya. Not the fact that she couldn't buy him a house, but that Jamie was the voice of reason. 
                          
"And yes, I have your ramen. And Sally's bread. And Spences milk bread. And Carters steak. I'm basically buying all of you food. BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY ALCOHOL!!"
                          
A/N: oof. Well that was bad. So if you couldn't tell, Carter lived in the alleyway, Maya lived in the League of Villains bar, Spence lived in the apartment and Jamie and Sally lived in the house.