Team Bonding

                                    

                                          
Lance POV
                          
"ATTENTION PALADINS! YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE MAIN ROOM!" Coran announced over the intercom. I groaned and got out of bed. This had better not be another drill. "Ah, number 3! good to see you! Are you ready for today's training exercise?" Coran asked with a smile. "Mhm sure." "Yeah, uh, Hi, what are we doing?" Hunk asked. "Well, now that you're able to form Voltron, you need to be able to work together." Allura said. Allura was beautiful. Flowing whit hair, bright, bright blue eyes, smooth skin, rocking body.. wait not right now Lance, be PG. "But we did well yesterday. And we already did team work drills." Pidge said. "Yes number 5, but it wasn't the best. You almost fell several times, and are out of sync." Coran said. "Yes, Lonce, if you're going to do a kick, you need to warn the others." "And actually hit what you're kicking." Keith muttered. "Hey, shut your quiznak." I said. "I still don't think you're using that word correctly." He said, glaring at me. "Keith, Lance, not right now. Sorry, what were you saying princess?" Shiro said. "Thank you Shiro. Now, we're going to do team bonding exercises. Trust falls, the maze again, and Pidge has informed me of this delightful Earth game called Truth or Dare. so we'll be doing that as well." Fuck fuck fuck fuck not truth or dare. Pidge always has the worst stuff. "Uh, Princess, how about we don't do that?" Shiro said. "Well why not?" She asked. "Uh, that doesn't always end well. And some things just shouldn't be shared." I said. Allura sighed. "Oh all right. We won't do that today. But we will sometime in the future." "But for now, it's time for TEAM BONDING!" Coran announced, a huge smile on his face.
                          
We spent the next few hours doing trust falls, the maze, and other weird team building exercises. We went down the line doing trust falls, and I may or may not have let Keith fall. Then we did duo drills, and I had Keith for all of them, because Allura and Coran determined that we had the most issues. We had to press our back together and stand up. "Lance, you're not pushing hard enough." He grumbled. "No, you're pushing too hard." I said, pushing his back hard. "Hurry up guys. Everyone else is already done. We're just waiting for you." Pidge said. I groaned. "See Mullet? You're messing us up." "You know what? Fuck you." Keith said. Then he lurched forward, and I somehow ended up on my feet in front of him. Holy shit Keith had flipped me. "There, we're done. What's next?" He asked, as if he hadn't just flipped someone. "Wow number 4. That was very impressive." Coran said in awe. "Yes Keith! That was excellent! Where did you learn to do that?" Allura asked, smiling brightly. Keith shrugged. "Saw it in a movie once. Are we done?" "Keith, manners." Shiro said, looking at him pointedly.  "Its alright Shiro, it has been a long day. Yes, we're done. For now." Allura said. Keith nodded and left, hands in pockets.
                          
"What's his problem?" I asked. "Uh, I don't know. It's Keith. He's always been kinda moody." Hunk said. "Yeah, especially with recent events." Pidge added. "Well that was all his fault." I said. "Wait, what happened?" Shiro asked, a look of confusion on his face. "Uh, I think its best if he tell you that." Pidge said. "But he won't tell me anything!" Shiro groaned. "Well, number 4 seems like a very distant person. And he's probably still adjusting to all of this. the lions, Galra, Sendak, Pidge trying to run away." Coran said, rubbing his chin. "Yeah,and, and you actually being alive, cause he thought you were dead for a long time." Hunk added. "Perhaps he misses someone from Earth." Allura suggested. "Like who?" I scoffed. "Keith was a loner. He knew people, but they weren't his friends. They're the exact same whether or not he's with them." Shiro glared at me. "Lance, you may not have the best relationship with Keith, but he did have friends. You shouldn't say thing like that." I put my hands up in a "Okay I get it" way. "Okay, jeez, chill out."  And left.
                          
Stupid Mullet. Always ruining my fun. I'm finally rid of him, and he shows up to claim my hero role. Then he has a house, and knows where to find a magic lion. And he gets the coolest lion, after Blue of course. And he can't just be the cool mysterious paladin, he has to be the strong snarky one too. How the hell did he flip me anyway? I heard clanging, and headed towards it. It was Keith, of course. He was fighting the bot, and seemed to be doing pretty well. His lips were moving too. I wonder what he's saying....
                          
"Stupid... mother fucking.... son if a... team bonding? Invisible maze.... stupid lion, stupid Voltron, why can't I just go home? I didn't sign up for this...." he said. "Hey, the lions are NOT stupid Mullet." He whipped his head around and glared at me. "What do you want Lance? Can't you see I'm busy?" He said, turning back to the bot and hitting it one last time, finishing it. It fell to the ground in a crippled heap of metal, then disappeared. "Hey, don't automatically assume that I have an ulterior motive. I was just walking around and heard you." I protested. "Uh, sure." Keith said, rolling those stupid purple eyes of his. "I'm serious! I just wanted to learn where you learned that flip thing." Keith shrugged. "I saw it in a movie. Now, if you're done interregating me, can I go now?" I moved out of the doorway and he brushed past me, a scowl set on his face. What a waste of a pretty face. He should be smiling, then he'd look much better. Wait, wHaT? I did not just think of KEITH as PRETTY. No, I meant Allura. I could never like Mullet head. Never.
                          


                          
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