There was a misunderstanding somewhere. I think I'm a hexagon.
All my hecks are gon.Also I'm eating josuyasu like it's ass because they are the cutest thing ever and I will end my god damn life for them. Without religious intent. And that's a daring move. I do everything with religious intent.
DIO: I ate a cat.
Jonathan: you make me want to cry. That is in my opinion kind of cruel, but even so, I do respect your opinion.
DIO: I WILL EAT ANOTHER!!Rohan: I'm very busy.
Josuke: im sure you are.
Rohan:
Rohan: I don't like your tone.
Josuke: iM sUrE yOu ArEeEe.Okuyasu: if I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Josuke: awww 🥺
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Jotaro: if I were a gardener... you'd be my hoe
Kakyoin: .... sorry what??Josuke: I think he just bit me.
Stray cat: *biting Josuke's arm*
Josuke: wHaT iS WrOnG wItH yOu?! He's pissed off.
Stray cat: *bites josuke's arm*
Josuke: AAAAAAAhaahahgaga
Okuyasu: heheheheheheheh
Josuke: what is wrong with you!! TRYNA WATCH THE MOVIE.
Okuyasu: *puts his hand infront of Stray cat and he licks it*
Josuke: HES LICKING YOU? wtf..Shizuka: ablabababah
Jotaro: I don't know.. the coffee's a bit bland, you think?
Shizuka: Annnnmmaa!
Jotaro: I would but we don't have any tea.
Shizuka: rraubah. aaah!
Jotaro: I'll get Kakyoin to get some tea tomorrow.
Shizuka: pbbdftfft.
Jotaro: ... you know if you didn't like the oatmeal you could've said so.Josuke: bro I had a dream we fucked
Okuyasu: bro that's gay
Josuke: so you wouldn't fuck me...?
Okuyasu: i-uhh unless you want to-*josuke and Okuyasu in a hot tub*
Koichi: two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because their not admitting they're gay.
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The next day
Koichi: no guys chilling in a hot tub, it is empty because they admitted they're gay.Long wait long wait long wait and a lot of josuyasu. Ok I'll gonna disappear for the rest of the month :)
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