Fade in to Flowers in the underground lair talking to the computerFlowers: Yes, everything is coming together as planned. And these fools still have no idea. Once the young one gets his sword, there will be no stopping us.
Vic: Hey, what about the other guy dude, does he know about the thing with the thing?
Flowers: No that beast does not suspect anything either. Everyone has played right in to our hands. Muuhuhohuhhahahahaaa. ...Okay maybe that was a little loud. Huhahahaaa. There. That's better.
Cut to Ghost, Tucker, and Church fleeing from all the Wyomings
Wyoming 6: They're getting away!
Tucker: Come on!
Wyoming 1: Cut them off!
Church: Why aren't you being affected by any of this?
Wyoming 3: Remember the sniper shot.
Tucker: He said it has something to do with the sword!
Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 4 in the head with the sniper rifle
Wyoming 3: I told you to watch for the sniper shot.
Ghost: (cuts a Wyoming in half) Who told you that?
Wyoming 5: I've got to get my sight!
Tucker: Just trust me!
Wyoming 7: Get off the ledge you fool!
Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 1 off the top of the base
Wyoming 1: Ah- Ooph!
Tucker: The cliff! Head for the cliff!
Wyoming 2: This time flank him!
Tucker: That's where Tex will be!
Church: Are you sure?
Wyoming 7: Hey, hey!
Tucker: No, not that way!
Wyoming 7: Now I've got you!
Tucker aims at Church's head, and Church ducks, allowing Tucker to shoot Wyoming 7 in the face
Wyoming 7: Ah!
Church: Hey you know what, I kinda like this new all-knowing badass Tucker. He's certainly a lot better than the old one.
Church heads off between some rocks
Tucker: No Church wait! The other way!
Gary: Knock knock Church.
Church: Son of a bitch!
Gary fires the tank's cannon at Church, who evades and rejoins Tucker and Ghost
Tucker: I meant the other other way. My bad dude.
Church: I take back what I said! You still suck.
Tucker: Okay Tex perfect, now listen.
Tex: What the hell? Why do you guys keep giving away my position?
Tucker: It doesn't matter, they know you're here anyway. DUCK!
Church and Tex duck, and a sniper shot goes through where both their heads used to be.
Wyoming 3: Once I hit a towel.
Tucker: See?
Church: Tex, this is almost gonna be impossible to explain, but he knows exactly what's going on, and we just need to trust him.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...