Season 4 Episode 67: Setting a High Bar

                                    

                                          

Fade in to some burnt looking plains
Andy:    Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear.
Tucker: Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters.
Andy:    Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-
Tucker: Oh well if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here.
Andy:    Eh, don't be a chicken.
Tucker: I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken.
Ghost: You are absolutely pathetic.
Tucker: Why do you hate me so much.
Ghost: It's because you're so fucking annoying, being a chicken doesn't help with your own situation.
Trut'aik: Blarh? B-blar blarg.
Caption: <what is this chicken they speak of bomb>
Andy:    Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk.
Caption: <It's an ugly white bird that they eat. They also eat the disgusting white thing that they crap out>
Trut'aik: Wharg hnnk!
Caption: <that is disgusting>
Tucker: What's he saying?
Andy:    He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt.
Tucker: You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.
Andy:    I did! They don't come out of its butt you know.
Trut'aik: Hargh!
Caption: <humans are disgusting>
Andy:    Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting.
Tucker: Chickens aren't that bad.
Andy:    He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either.
Trut'aik: Hrnk.
Caption: <Earth sucks>
Andy:    Earth sucks.
Tucker: Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone.
Trut'aik: Arg l largh.
Caption: <As did we. But invented it a thousand years before your race did.>
Andy:    She says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did.
Tucker: Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?
Ghost: All right I can't believe I'm gonna say this but: I really wish I was with my team!
Andy:    Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about.
Caboose: They don't look burning... they look burnt. Hey, I recognize this place.
Ghost: Yeah this is a place where the bomb exploded and sent us in the "future"... I still don't know how that's possible.
Andy:    Get ready. Trut'aik and Ghost are gonna distract the monster, and you use your heroic powers to swoop in-
Tucker: Heroic powers?
Andy:    Yeah. You're the big hero from that prophecy, ain't cha?
Tucker: Oh right. Boy are you guys gonna be disappointed. (draws the sword)