"Motherfucker." you slammed open the door, still pissed off from that earlier interaction. "Awh, N/N, what's wrong? And, hey! Who are these?" Hanson pointed to Roy and Riza and you sighed. "Amestris. The number one asshole, also known as Roy mustang. And that's Lt. Hawkeye." you jerked your thumb behind you before getting in. "hmm. Oh, that's cool. Let me guess, they were brought here in that major panic attack you had? The one that brought everyone else?" you nodded as Roy closed the door behind you three. 
                          
"They got jobs, which is honestly surprising. But, honestly? That means there's more. I don't know where the fuck Winry, Pinako, Jericho, Yurio and everyone else are, but I'm worried. I might have Nezu get the police onto it, but it depends on how much I can reveal to them before suspicion is raised. Anyway. Roy, Riza, meet Hanson. He's from America, another America, that is. He's a close friend of mine." you introduced, starting to tug on your hair. 
                          
They nodded at each other, and Hanson started to drive. You pulled out your phone to call Ed, freezing in your spot when he actually picked up. "I'm fucked. You're fucked. But most importantly, the fuhrer is fucked." wow, it looks like your cryptic skills were really increasing. Good job, Y/N! "Y/N? What the hell do you mean?" Ed groaned. "It means that you and Al aren't the only ones from Amestris. I got Hawkeye and Mustang. By that logic, Winry and Pinako are also here. Hey, get Viktor on the phone, would you?" Ed was shocked, because instead of yelling he just went quiet, finding Viktor and passing his phone to him. 
                          
"Hey, Y/N? What's the matter? Edward looked shocked!" Oh, Ed was shocked all right. "I have more fuckups. I'll be cooking dinner tonight, but please restrain Ed from going feral." you hung up, not bothering to wait for his response. "Y'know, Hanson?" you asked. "Yeah, N/N?" 
                          
"I'm getting married." you declared. Hanson knew some Russian, only because you spoke in it so much that he had to learn to keep up. Of course, he could only understand, and not speak it. "That's great, N/N! It's still Estarossa, no?" dear lord, Hanson was like your soulmate, but platonically. "It is. And I'd like you to come. Bring your girlfriend, too. It'd be nice to meet the woman you stayed here for." you smiled, turning your attention back to Mustang and Hawkeye. 
                          
"Roy, Riza. I don't know how you got your jobs, and you're completely welcome to continue them, if you'd like. But it's rational to stay with me, as I told you earlier. Take your time in your decision, but I need your phone numbers." as they passed you their phones, you wondered how they'd managed to adjust to well. "One more question." Mustang hummed. "How are you so well adjusted? You're from a whole other timeline." you furrowed your brows together, making Mustang chuckle and Riza sent you a rare ghost of a smile. 
                          
"A hero took us in. He's a retired one, I think his name is All Might? And there's like two other girls who're staying with us, they call themselves apprentice holy knights?" Mustang started, and your heart stopped in your chest. "Fuck. Actually? That goddamn bastard. Tomorrow, you're coming to school with me and I'm slapping his ass to Amestris. And Jericho and Guila? Dear lord, he's getting his ass beat" how the fuck? How did that even work out? "Why, Y/N? Is everything alright, do you know All Might?" you snorted. 
                          
"Do I know him? He's my fucking battle training teacher! He's also been keeping me outta training." you pouted, continuing to keep your glamour up, even there was no need to. "You were shot, N/N." Hanson chimed in. Hawkeye gasped. "You were shot?!? Y/N, are you okay?!?" you giggled, freaking her out. 
                          
"Yeah, I am. It was on friday, I'm pretty much good to go." 
                          
"How? Y/N, you might be a state alchemist, but you're still a kid." Mustang looked concerned for once in his life. "Yeah? Well, I'm glad you have no faith in me." you were joking, but you managed to keep a straight face. "Y/N, you know that's not what he meant." Hawkeye defended, and you grinned. "Oh, look. We're here! Thanks, Hanson!" in all your squabbling, you hadn't noticed that you were in your neighborhood until he was stopped in front of your house.