-In Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- y'all ever wish you was a women so you could give your man a baby
But then you remember that if you were a women they wouldn't want you
Because your man is gay ASF
Iwaizumi- I don't want you anyways so it really doesn't matter
Makki- 😂😂😂😂
Mattsun- *depressed Oikawa noises*
Oikawa- I'm moving in with the aliens
Iwaizumi- bye baby send me a card
Oikawa- :(
Iwaizumi- what you set yourself up for it
Oikawa- you could say you wanna come with me but OKAY Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi- .....
Terushima- ooooooooooo
Tanaka- HE SAID YOUR NAMEEEEE
Noya- he didn't use your nickname
Kuroo- oooooooo someone's in trouble
Iwaizumi- stfu he's just being stupid
Oikawa- ✌️🥳
Iwaizumi- your not funny
Tanaka- hehe
Noya- omg iwa getting kinda mad guess you do like being called iwachan
Oikawa- iwachan is something only I can say so stfu🔫
Bokuto- Oop
Noya- okay okay
Iwaizumi- :)
Oikawa- my iwachan
Iwaizumi- my Tooru
Tanaka- yeah those two are getting married first
Kageyama- obviously
Akaashi- this was already settled
Terushima-I wanna get married
Mad dog- tough
Terushima- :(...
Tanaka- Aww what happened
Kuroo- wait weren't y'all JUST fine like a day ago
Terushima- ugh yeahhh
Mad dog- wanna tell them or should I
Noya- wait! Did y'all break up
Mad dog- no.
Kuroo- damn that was a fast reply
Oikawa- ikr! I barely read noyas question
Mad dog- shut up
Terushima- he's punishing me :(
Mad dog- ...
Makki- don't say it
Mattsun- I'mma day it
Makki- dont
Mattsun- you cant stop me
Makki- please
Mattsun- nope
Makki- omg
Mattsun- kInKy
Mad dog- ah no
Terushima- I wish
Iwaizumi- how is he punishing you then lol?
Mad dog- he lied to me
Terushima- I didn't lie to you... you never asked.. don't make it sound like I'm a bad boyfriend... :( I've never lied to you
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FanfictionI literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggering themes. (Harassment, talk of suicide, abuse etc.) Please remember this is a fan fiction. Anything can happen. Ships in this book include:...
