"Aww, Katsuki-kun, don't be mad at her. I missed dinner at your place too, y'know." you pulled his arm around your shoulders, smiling when he didn't pull away. "How's your dad? Are his eardrums okay?" you joked. When he shoved you, you laughed, almost crying. 
                          
"Hahahaha! Katsuki-kun, I was only joking! Don't be like that!" you shoved yourself back under his arm. He only grunted, ruffling your hair. "Katsuki-kun! Hahaha! Oh, look! We're here!" in all your laughing, you hadn't noticed that you were in Katsuki's neighborhood, let alone in front of his house. He only grinned, and pushed open the door, yelling a: "Old hag! I'm home, and I brought her!"
                          
Mitsuki rushed out, engulfing you into a hug. "Y/N-chan! I missed you! How've you been, darling?" You hugged her back. "I've been good, Mitsuki-san? How about you? And where's Masaru-kun?" you asked. "I'm here, Y/N-san." his passive voice spoke from behind Mitsuki. Dislodging yourself from her, you hugged Masaru, who chuckled. 
                          
"Hi, Masaru-kun! Thank you so much for inviting me over, you guys! If you don't mind, who's your new help?" 
                          
"Right here." that was an oddly familiar voice... no, please no. You looked over from Masaru to see Ban. "You fucking rat. Of course my luck would run out." you glared at him. 
                          
"All this time," you tutted. "I've been working my ass off to make you jerks breakfast and dinner for free. And you're making money off this shit? You're a little bitch, Ban." Mitsuki and Katsuki cackled while Masaru looked a little shocked. "I-uhhh, you guys know each other?" Masaru cleared his throat as you separated from him. "He lives with me. In my house. I make him two meals a day, and he gets takeout or cooks something by himself for lunch. My parents sent him to live with me, along with some others. But this asshole is my cousin. It's weird, seeing that I was the one blessed with looks, while he looks like a rat." you were proud in your roast, while Ban only ruffled your hair. 
                          
Mitsuki only doubled over, and had to have Masaru support her. You leaned onto Ban. "I'm serious, though. One of these days I'm going to have all of you start helping. And not only that, is I do everyone's fucking homework, and y'all need to learn Japanese. I'm glad you got a job, though. It's now you and Escanor." Mitsuki recovered from her laughing fit, and Ban went back to the kitchen, starting dinner. Masaru led you to a dinner table. 
                          
"I'm so sorry for my outburst, Masaru-kun, Mitsuki-san. He told me he got a job yesterday, but he didn't tell me where. I don't know if he already had to cook for you, but his food is amazing." you sat next to Katsuki, who was holding back laughter from how docile you were being compared to earlier. 
                          
The conversation flowed normally. You talked about your absences, and how the new students and assistant teachers lived with you. (you had told them that you were all related, and that Japan had better opportunities than your original home. You also didn't mention who wasn't spending their time at UA.) You told them about the Elrics, who were enrolling in 1-B. You also told them about how your figure skating coaches were staying with you for a short time. When Mitsuki asked you to show her your figure skating, you pulled up a video that you had taken when you did your Eros routine with Yuuri on your frozen pool. 
                          
Just as the video was finishing up, Ban brought you all your food. It was a delicious pork cutlet bowl. "You know how to cook Japanese foods and you didn't tell me?" you demanded. "I didn't have to, you do all the cooking." He retorted, making your blood boil. "Ban I swear on Ishbala-" you swore. "Who's Ishbala?" Mitsuki asked. "She's one of the goddesses my religion worships." you lied, cursing yourself for mentioning her. "Thanks for the food, Ban. This proves that I should have you cooking more often." he glared at you and left the room, heading back to the kitchen. 
                          
Masaru asked you how many languages spoke, and you told him three. "Japanese, English, and Russian." you counted on your fingers. "One of my figure skating coaches taught me Russian. English is my mother tongue, and Japanese is something I learned in preparation of moving here. Russian is my favorite to speak, though. It's hard to switch to Russian, because-" "No one wants to hear your whole damn lecture." Mitsuki slapped the back of her son's head, and gestured for you to continue. "It's really hard to switch to Russian really quickly, because of how different it is to Japanese and English. But I plan to teach Eri-chan Russian, so my coaches won't be the only ones I'll be speaking Russian to." you launched into the story of rescuing Eri when Mitsuki asked.