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"What's your idea of a deep chat?" Sero asked.
                          
"Well, on the spot, I can't think of anything." Kaminari sighed.
                          
"Okay, how about. . . what's your perfect life like?" Sero asked.
                          
"Oh that's good!" Kaminari chirped. 
                          
He put his arms behind his head and rested against the bed frame, looking at the ceiling. Sero watched him and examined his profile.
                          
"I'd obviously love to be a pro hero, one of the top 10! I'd live in a house with a big garden and have a samoyed and an akita. I'd be super popular, seeing as I'm one of the best heroes, so I'd get all the ladies." Kaminari described.
                          
"It'd be fun getting all the ladies, but would you ever want to settle down with someone?" Sero speculated.
                          
"Well, I don't know. I've never really thought hard about it. Commitment is pretty scary!"
                          
"Why's it scary?"
                          
"Ugh, I don't knoow. Sorry, I'm not making sense, my heads fuzzy." Kaminari giggled, "firstly, it's crazy to even think of someone liking me back."
                          
"What!? Why?"
                          
"What do you mean? Coz I'm dumb and annoying."
                          
"The only thing you're dumb about is thinking that! You're really fun to be around, you make everyone laugh and you're smarter than you think you are!"
                          
Kaminari stared at him with wide eyes.
                          
"Plus, no homo, but you're pretty. You're a pretty boy." Sero laughed.
                          
"Sounds pretty homo dude." Kaminari giggled, "but same could be said about you, no homo."
                          
"Oh come on!"
                          
"I'm not lying. If I didn't think so, I wouldn't go to the effort of lying about it man." 
                          
Sero and Kaminari smiled at each other due to their wholesome conversation. It had been a pretty great night so far.
                          
"So with that aside, is there any other reason you don't like commitment? You said firstly, indicating there's more reasons?" Sero asked.
                          
"I don't remember what the other ones were..."
                          
"You don't like anyone right now?" 
                          
Kaminari's face was flushed with red all of a sudden and he just stared at Sero like a deer in head lights. Then he giggled and looked down.
                          
"Maybe!"
                          
"Is it Jiro?" Sero guessed.
                          
"Dude, I'm actually starving! I'm really craving some food right now!" Kaminari changed the topic. He was hungry though.
                          
"Munchies?"
                          
"Huh?"
                          
"It's what happens when you get high. Let's go downstairs and get some snacks!"
                          
"Downstairs! But there's people down there!" Kaminari fretted, "and your eyes are super red!"
                          
"Your eyes are red too!" Sero laughed.
                          
"Really? Well even if they weren't I couldn't act normal anyway."
                          
"It's fine man, no ones gonna notice. Let's go."
                          
"Okay..."
                          
Once Kaminari stood up, he could really feel the affects kick in. The room was a little wobbly, and he was hypersensitive to the sounds and feelings around him. Sero walked out first, with Kaminari following. They took the elevator down, and Kaminari laughed at his wonky reflection in the metal walls. Once it arrived at the ground floor, Kaminari had to tighten his lips to stop himself from bursting out laughing. Sero, who was a veteran stoner, just walked nonchalantly to the kitchen. 
                          
In the common rooms was most of the class, the exceptions being Bakugo, who was obviously sleeping, Sato, Koda and thankfully Min**a. Kirishima saw his bros and walked over, grinning.