Chad: So she picks this hair off my shoulder and she was like, "At least if you're going to cheat on me, get a girl with the same hair color as you have." And I was like, "Woah, she's about to go all praying mantis on me, y'know what I mean?"
Evie: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. And in your case, grateful.
Evie: Now stop following me.
Chad: I think having a mate for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Chad to go around, y'know?
Evie: Grateful, Chad. Grateful, I say.
Source: Ice Age
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Descendants Humor Book 1
HumorJust some funny interactions between various Descendants characters. Includes Huma (Harry Hook x Uma), Bal (Ben x Mal), Jarlos (Jane x Carlos), Jaudrey (Jay x Audrey), Bevie (Ben x Evie), and Hevie (Harry Hook x Evie). NOW COMPLETED AND PART 2 IS RE...
