Corona is the new girl in town and EVERYBODY hates her!!! one day she met a real charmer by the name of Flu who knows everybody!! will he even notice her!?
clarification: in 'chapter tew luv' some of you were confused corona is not flu's step bro she is his house cleaner
it was day 3 on the tour bus, waking up, feeling suicidal, crying, going back to sleep. these are all normal symptoms of living with girl defined. by this time they were in Minnesota, and flu overheard a call that he didn't pay much attention too but is an important factor of this story
but as they pulled into a gas station corona got permission to go out and buy some sChNaCkS while flu stayed behind and watched Yu-Gi-Hoe
*rInG rINg*
"yes hello? b*thany from g*rl d*fined speaking?"
"Sup hoe, its Bubonic, i need you to take my other daughter, shes a living virus unlike me, and needs to be taken to the facility, plus i cant deal with her bullshit anymore, shes asking me for with meth- i-i-i i mean help with math homework"
"what you have another kid? whats her name??"
"SARS. watch out when she coughs, i'll fly her out to Michigan-"
b*thany hung up the phone and massaged her eyes followed by a groan, as she though of what kind of ridiculous cover up story she had to tell Corona and Flu.
Corona was waiting in line for the bathroom but then she peaked into the bathroom and saw a mullett man coughing into the sink and opening his mouth wide while looking closely into the mirror, at his throat.
"wow" corona though "what a fucking weirdo"
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he looked familiar to corona as though she saw him in a TV show about gay space pAlaDiNs in a hunk of metal flying through the galaxy fighting off-brand Thanos
"OH WAIT ISN'T THAT KEITH FROM VOLTRON?? HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEN-"
corona said out loud frightening Keith quite alot so much in fact that he ran twords her and covered her mouth with his hand.
Silence..
"WHAT THE FUCK. SHHHH YOU CAN GO AROUND SAYING THAT SHIT"
"Why????!??!?!?!"
"THEY ARE WATCHING,,, ALWAYS WATCHING.."
"what the fuck keith. whatever get in the van clearly since Lance doesn't talk to you, you've wrecked your life and are in a public bathroom talking to a virus, about people that are stalking you, that TO BE HONEST YOU PROBABLY WISH LANCE WAS STALKING YOU HUHHH???"
"YOU KNOW WHAT, VIRUS BITCH, YOU REMIND ME ALOT OF A YOUNGER COUSIN"
*GASP*
"im not talking about lance!!" keith started in a hushed whisper "im talking about these goverment agents in suits, that keep popping up, i can get rid of them, i dont know why they were doing it either"
"yeah i dont understand why they would want a gay space knigh-"
"YOU KNOW WHAT CORONA-"
"wait!! how do you know my name??"
"you're all over the news everybody is looking for you! how could somebody not know your name? everybody is out for your head, but since im a lesser known virus people dont want me around but they arnt going to want to kill me or anything-"
"OH so your a virus too?"
"yeah.."
"Wat kind?"
"strepthoat"
"LMFAOOOOO"
"well we cant stay in the same spot long because then the government workers will probably find us and take us to a government facility, so you better come with us"
keith sighed "fine."
they got on the bus with their snacks they stole from the counter you see they can COUNTER (hahahjshasjha) the people who will try to lock them up for this shenanigans because corona can cough and all hell breaks loose.
they walked on the bus and flu immediately noticed keith as a threat, and started the long journey to dc with a glare directed at keith.
Flu was intimidated, but then he remembered that KEITH COULD NEVER hit a 100nic vape like he could, keith was a fuckin poser duude.
they drove all the way into the night while their ears were bleeding listening to christian parodies of popular songs. but atleast they were safe. right?
corona went to bed, but she had a dream, not a MLK dream, but a dream that will haunt her forever and influence her and change the course of her future.
