A Trip to Earth 616

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NOTE: I KNOW THAT TONY'S AI IS NOW FRIDAY, BUT I LIKE JARVIS MORE SO, OH WELL. THE AVENGERS IS THE ORIGINAL TEAM, EXCEPT THAT SPIDERMAN IS AN HONORARY MEMBER, AND SO IS T'CHALLA AND SHURI BECAUSE I KNOW A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO ABSOLUTELY LOVES SHURI AND PETER'S FRIENDSHIP. CIVIL WAR HAPPENED, BUT THEY TALKED IT OUT AND BECAME FRIENDS AGAIN. WANDA IS OFF SOMEWHERE, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE HER. THANOS DIED DURING A MISCARRIAGE, SO INFINITY WAR NEVER HAPPENED. FAR FROM HOME HAPPENED, AND THE AVENGERS WERE HANGING AROUND IN ASGARD FOR A WHILE SO THEY COULDN'T HELP. THE FIRST POST CREDIT SCENE DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.

The fight was going so well. Fighting an amateur magician who name himself 'Wacky Moley', Dick couldn't decide if it was a bad rip-off of 'Wack-a-mole', or 'Guacamole', but either way, he was getting his ass kicked.

Then all of a sudden, he uttered a really complicated curse and a huge ball of light flew at the four brothers, and engulfed them.

There was no way out. The ball of light encircled them and seemed to be spinning very quickly, enough to make them all dizzy enough to pass out.

***

NEW YORK CITY, AVENGERS TOWER

Dick was falling. His eyes immediately shot open, and he maneuvered his body to land like a cat, which is to say, on his feet. He surveyed his surroundings. He was in a long hallway with stark white walls. (A/N Pun Intended)

Jumping up into a vent, he turned on his wrist computer and started hacking a system called 'JARVIS'.

He started crawling through the vents while his hack was being processed to discover more on where Wacky Moley sent him, and where his brothers were. He must've tripped a motion sensor because alarms suddenly started to blare.

He hid in the vents, still hacking, because he learned from a long time ago that people never look up. Sure enough, he could hear footsteps below him and some urgent yelling.

Once he finished hacking JARVIS, which was laughably easy, he started researching. It was obvious that he was in another dimension.

Discovering that he was in a place called the 'Avengers Tower, in a city called New York, ' and that the Avengers were this Earth's Justice League, Dick decided to...troll them.

He entered a command in JARVIS's programming.

***

SOKOVIA, HYDRA RESEARCH BASE

Jason woke up in what he could easily identify as a vent. He checked his surroundings for people, before sliding open the grate and slipping through to get a better view, moving in a way that allowed him to always stay in the shadows.

He was in a room with a one-way glass. He slinked further into the shadows with the realization that someone might have seen him and triggered the intruder alert. No matter, though, if Bats we're good at something, it was stealth.

He surveyed his surroundings. Shelves filled with vials of different shapes and sizes covered every inch of the wall, with an experimental bed in the middle. It looked like the headquarters of a mad scientist.

He distinctly heard approaching footsteps, climbing back up the vent, closing the grate just as the door open. Two pairs of footsteps entered the room, and a third person was being dragged.

He strained his eyes to see what was happening, but the two people, whom he identified as men, were blocking his view.

One of the men started talking, in Russian, and he strained his ears to hear their whispers.

(Note that I do not speak Russian, and I am using Google Translate)

"Когда этот эксперимент будет завершен?" (When will this experiment be completed?)

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