Assarangs

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Another explosion rocked the ground, causing both assassins and vigilantes alike falling towards the ground. Robin let out a stream of Arabic curses as he swore at his mother, pushing his three older brothers and some debris off him.

An assassin came at the still recovering boys, only to be intercepted by the fastest car in the world. Out spilled Batgirl, Black Bat, Spoiler, and Batman, wearing equally feral smirks as they assessed their opponents.

The Batfamily each took out their trademark batarang, only to be caught by surprise as the assassins also took out batarangs, especially since they were also shaped as bats.

"COPYRIGHT!" Red Hood exclaimed. The batarangs were one of the things that defined the Batfamily! The whole Batfamily wore livid expressions, even Black Bat was silently shaking in anger.

"Unlike your batarangs, these are called Assarangs, specially given to us by Ra's al Ghul himself," one of the assassins proudly stated, only to be knocked out by an escrima stick thrown at his head.

"Assarangs?" Red Hood smirked, before starting to laugh uncontrollably, joined in by almost all the members of the batfamily, except Batman aka I'm-too-serious-to-laugh, Robin, aka I'm-too-innocent-fot-this-shit, and Red Robin, aka I-didn't-hear-you-because-I-was-thinking-about-coffee.

"HOW DARE GRANDFATHER USE OUR BATARANGS FOR HIS OWN PURPOSE?!" Robin cried out in fury, receiving a quiet "We shouldn't have left them at the crime scene" from Spoiler, to which everyone batglared at her.

"How about we defeat these assh-umm assassins first," Nightwing muttered with a quick glance at a scowling Robin, "Then we can plan an attack in retaliation."

Batman balled his fingers into a fist, Nightwing took out his escrima sticks, the girls brought out their batarangs, Red Hood pulled his gun out of its holster, Red Robin swung his bo staff menancingly, and Robin unsheathed his sharpest katana with a vicious grin. The assassins were in for some deep shit.

Batman charged at a group of assassins, punching one swiftly in the face before kicking another one's knees. He threw a fallen assassin at a cluster of assassins, knocking all of them over like bowling pins.

Nightwing threw an electrified escrima stick at an assassin, using the other to parry a blow. He caught his stick easily, charging it up again before shocking the assassin he was currently fighting unconscious. He saw Batgirl running towards him as he launched her in the air, following after her as they both landed on assassins. Suddenly, Batgirl threw some batarangs at him, causing him to duck reflexively. It hit a couple assassins charging behind him. "Thanks," Nightwing breathed.

Spoiler and Black Bat charged together, parrying several blows as they both threw a foam batarang that released a high-density polyurethane foam that engulfed all the assassins, before hardening.

Red Hood shot several lethal shots at the assassins, until he ran out of bullets. Cursing rapidly, he threw his gun like a boomerang, knocking out several unexpecting assassins as he caught it again, smirking slightly.

Red Robin and Robin teamed up against a knot of assassins. Everybody knew that when Red Robin and Robin choose to work together, they are a force to be reckoned with. They might be even better than any pair of Dynamic Duos. (except probably Dick and Damian) Since they constantly fought, they have learned each other's moves better than their own, allowing them to predict what the other will do next. This is why they exchanged predatory smirks, before working on the assassins like a well-oiled machine.

Assassins lay scattered on the ground as the vigilantes collected all the batarangs stolen from them. Everyone, Batman especially, felt personally attacked.

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