"Uhh, whatcha doin'?" [Y/n] asked him. "Trying to summon ancient sprits that will bring our powers back- Get Out!!" Mugman yelled. "Ok." [Y/n] proceeded to close the door. "And knock before you enter!!" Mugman said. "Just don't tell them where we work, it might scare them away!" Cuphead said back at him. "Ok!" Mugman replied.
                          
"You know... flying would be a cool superpower..." Cuphead said.
                          
"Really? I'd go with [f/superpower]." [Y/n] said.
                          
Anonymous ask:
Lilith, are/were you married to Asmodeus?
                          
"Eughh..." Lilith said in disgust. "He wishes. Though I did once trick him into believing we were. Centuries ago. He still sometimes act like we are and won't leave me alone."
                          
"He actually believes he was the one that tricked you." The Devil said. "Eugh, great." Lilith sighed.
                          
Anonymous ask:
Devil: Have you ever been in limbo or purgatory? You plan on going anytime soon?
                          
"Of course. I don't go there very often myself but I do have demons working for me there." The Devil said.
                          
《 Time Skip 》
                          
"People either think he's me or he's dead. Granted he did fake his own death. But no really he is just hiding away in the nonsencical attic of the universe that is Limbo. And I'm one of the only people that know that." 
                          
Anonymous ask:
This question is for the Devil... if you were given the chance to, would you back to being an Angel? Like all your wrongs would be pardoned and forgiven, would you go back??
                          
"Considering how... according to them, Heaven, one of my wrongs was using my own head and refusing to be a puppet/experiment; No, I don't want to go back. I've come to realise I would seriously rather RIP my own brains out... than go back." The Devil maniacally at the last part. "The only thing I want back... is... "
                          
Anonymous ask:
For the Devil: could you please enlighten us with what Sally Stageplay and Rumor Honeybottoms wanted when they made the contract?
                          
[A/n: I'm skipping a bit of the explanation here]
                          
"It was all pretend. She got to indulge in her 'fantasy life' with him on the stage but as soon as the curtains closed, that was it." The Devil said. He, Mugman and [Y/n] sat on a couch in the lounge area of the Casino. "Well, joke's on you- he did fall in love with her in the end and now they're married." Mugman said shuffling a deck of cards. "Yeah, after breaking the deal she SIGNED on." The Devil replied.
                          
"But you didn't hold your side of the deal either." [Y/n] argued back.
                          
"What am I to do; fix all their hardships in life while they stay to their twisted ways? Rumour was an aristocat and Stageplay wanted to force someone into a relationship!"
                          
"That's kinda what you promised to do every time you make a deal- But also, people change and learn-"
                          
"Yeah, that's exactly what these deals do, they teach them a lesson." The Devil smugly grinned.
                          
"How are they supposed to learn they're lesson if they're already in Hell?!"
                          
"Oh, don't worry, they learn they're lesson, and then they feel all the guilt, shame and regret in the world, all the while they're burning in Hell." The two were silent for a while before [Y/n] spoke up. "So, you're not really making these deals just to 'teach' anyone anything, you just want to torture people." She pointed a finger at him. "I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. Also don't berate me on 'not holding my side of the deal' when you and your brother didn't hold up either when you were suppose to give me the contracts!" Mugman sweatdropped. "Ok, but we had a good reason for doing, a morally good reason- " 
                          
"Morally..." The Devil scoffed.
                          
"They were breaking the rules for the greater good, to save everyone from Hell-" [Y/n] defended.
                          
"What if they deserve Hell?"
                          
"That's a different topic-"
                          
"Ah yes, the topic right now is you two then attacked me in order to get out of debt that you were rightfully in." [Y/n] eventually got tired of their argument and went to Dice's and Cuphead's table. Suddenly she heard the Devil yell. "DICE, JUDGE, THE OFFENCE IS STRAWMANNING!!"
                          
"I'M NOT- AND I'M NOT THE OFFENCE, I'M THE DEFENCE!!"
                          
"Uhh- eenie meeny miney mo- Mugs you're guilty." King Dice said slamming a hammer down while Cuphead is confused.
                          
"OF WHAT?!"
                          
"Being wrong." The Devil said.
                          
~After that~
                          
"So much for bein' on the defence." King Dice said continuing the card game. "I am so confused." Cuphead said.