Evie: Okay, so recently I heard someone say that people should keep their family as close to them as possible.
Evie: Starting today, I pledge to keep my family close!
Mal: Okay... Well, Evie, me and you are close all the time.
Evie: Of course! But I meant proximity.
Mal: E, if I sat any closer to you, I'd be on your lap.
Mal: Same goes for walking. If I walked any closer to you, I'd be stepping on your feet.
Evie: ...
Evie: *grabs Mal in a giant hug, squishing her to death* Let's just take our chances.
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Descendants Humor Book 1
HumorJust some funny interactions between various Descendants characters. Includes Huma (Harry Hook x Uma), Bal (Ben x Mal), Jarlos (Jane x Carlos), Jaudrey (Jay x Audrey), Bevie (Ben x Evie), and Hevie (Harry Hook x Evie). NOW COMPLETED AND PART 2 IS RE...
