36.

                                    

                                          
"THE DELINQUENTS"
                          
Anya: Wait wait wait you mean to tell me this all happened WHERE I LIVE
                          
Anya: AND I WASNT EVEN THERE
                          
Josephine: Wow CC. I mean seriously. Gold star
                          
Clarke: Shut up Josie
                          
Josephine: 👏👏 Good job Princess
                          
Clarke: Don't call me Princess. 
                          
Josephine: 🙄 You humans have too many emotions
                          
Monty: As opposed to you because you are presumably Santa
                          
Monty: *Satan stupid autocorrect
                          
Josephine: I'll not so casually dump a sleigh full of coal on your house and light it on fire :)
                          
Monty: Message received
                          
Lexa: Don't threaten Monty he's smol
                          
Josephine: Where'd the Princess go?
                          
Clarke: Don't call me Princess. 
                          
Anya: Jo I'm about to kill you 
                          
Bellamy: Not if I kill her first
                          
Lincoln: Oh no you don't. Not today buddy
                          
Lexa: How about we just enter her in the conclave 😉
                          
Monty: Lexa can you stop murdering children for a second
                          
Lexa: No
                          
Monty: ...
                          
Lexa: ...
                          
Josephine: And I'm the sociopath?
                          
Josephine: No wait that title goes to Clarke for having no regard for Bellamy's feelings when she broke his fragile little heart
                          
Clarke: Shut up. 
                          
Josephine: Oh boo hoo-
                          
Anya: I am going to kill you
                          
Lexa: I can help
                          
Bellamy: BUT NOT IF I KILL HER FIRST
                          
Lincoln: And this is where we breathe and say "you know what this is not worth my time. I think I'll go hang with my awesome little sister and her boyfriend instead of stabbing a girl with a pitchfork"
                          
Bellamy: Girl? What happened to Satan
                          
Josephine: That was Clarke when she was at Anya's. 
                          
Clarke: Seriously Jo. Shut up. 
                          
Josephine: Chill out geez
                          
Bellamy: You're not funny
                          
Josephine: Aw baby I really don't care about your opinion
                          
Lincoln: Permission to take a temporary drastic measure?
                          
Anya: Depends