That Hoe Vanished

                                    

                                          
After the whole studio fiasco, the rest of their Saturday went by normally by Baku's standards. And when night came, they tucked themselves in and fell asleep. When his teammates woke up on Sunday, they didn't see Baku anywhere in the room. They decided to leave and go look for him. They had spent an hour searching he first room dorms and another 15 minutes searching the cafeteria.
                          
Tobi: Bruh where is this dumb mf?
                          
Lil Broomstick: Prolly instigating
                          
Bank Bill: Thassa given tho.
                          
Tobi: Look, it's that girl who hates him. She might've killed him, let's go ask.
                          
Tobi, Lil Broomstick, and Bank Bill walked across the cafeteria to confront the blondie known as Yang.
                          
Tobi: Yo, you seen Baku?
                          
Yang: I was just about ask you guys that.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Shit, we don't know. That hoe V A N I S H E D.
                          
Bank Bill: Why you worried about his ass anyways?
                          
Yang: Ugh, my sister wants me to apologize so "we can all be friends" and then she used puppy eyes and I couldn't deny here
                          
Lil Broomstick: Bruh, just close your eyes.
                          
Tobi: That's blows, because we can't find his dumbass.
                          
Yang: Alright, well, tell me if you see him.
                          
Lil Broomstick: You got it, homie.
                          
Yang walked away, leaving the three there.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Yo, who the fuck was that?
                          
Tobi: It don't matter.
                          
The three kept searching for Baku when they bumped into Team JNPR.
                          
Nora: Oh hey it's the weird team!
                          
Ren: Nora, shush.
                          
Pyrrha: Hello!
                          
Tobi: Ay, y'all seen Baku?
                          
Jaune: Is that the guy who said 'yeet' made Team CRDL disappear.
                          
Bank Bill: Shit sounds like something he did a few episodes ago.
                          
Jaune: Then no.
                          
Tobi: Damn none of y'all mfs in this school know shit.
                          
Tobi, Bill, and Broomstick decided the next best course of action was to ask a staff member. With this in mind, they went to the Sparring arena where Ms.Goodwitch held her class. When they walked in they saw her sitting at her desk. She seemed stressed as she was doing a stack of paperwork while two indistinct students trained in the arena next to her.
                          
Tobi: Yo-
                          
Goodwitch: Oh, no. No. Get out.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Damn, ok 
                          
Tobi: Wait we have a question.
                          
Goodwitch: Class is tomorrow, you can wait till then.
                          
Bank Bill: Damn bitch it'll only take a second.
                          
Goodwitch snapped her pencil her hand and was about to yell at Bank Bill until she realized the sooner she answered their question, the sooner they'd leave.
                          
Goodwitch: Fine. What's your question?
                          
Tobi: You know where Baku is?
                          
GoodWitch: No. Ask Ozpin, he probably knows. Now, are you done here?
                          
Tobi: Yeah, yeah, we're leaving.
                          
The three went to the headmaster's tower and took the elevator up to his office.
                          
Ozpin: Ah, what can I do for you boys?
                          
Tobi: Where's Baku?
                          
Ozpin: Ah, yes, Baku. Sorry for not informing you, should've been the first thing I did since you are all his team after all. You see, Baku was driving without a license and got arrested.
                          
Tobi: That mf always on sum DUMMY SHIT.
                          
Lil Broomstick: I knew his ass was gonna end up in jail.
                          
Ozpin: Jail? Oh heavens no. Luckily, I pulled some strings and he was given an alternative.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Oh....so where is he then?
                          
The elevator dinged and Baku stepped out.
                          
Baku: I'm 🅱️ ack. Oh shit, it's y'all lame ass mfs.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Damn vro, where were you?
                          
Baku: Had to handle a little situaaaation. Did some community service bullshit.
                          
Tobi: Wait, how tf did you get a car in the first place?
                          
Baku: I was playing GTA in real life.
                          
Ozpin: Wait, what?
                          
Baku: Ight, let's go to the cafeteria. I need to instigate.