ARMY has your back

                                    

                                          
Phone rings*
                          
MOA: *answeres* hello?
                          
Anit, on the other line: I just called you to remind that tomorrow's trash day.
                          
MOA: and?
                          
Anit: dont forget to leave yourself on the curve! 
                          
MOA:*about to cry*
                          
ARMY: *answers for MOAs* yeah, can't wait to see you there! *hangs up*
                          
ARMY, kisses forehead: go sleep now.
                          
MOA: bye.. 

                          
Later

                          
MOA, searching in Google: how to be a badass to protect your older sib-
                          
ARMY: go to sleep MOA
                          
MOA: oop!