Baku Houdini

                                    

                                          
Baku's team was sat in front of the headmaster who sipped his coffee. This would have a been a calm experience if Goodwitch wasn't frantically pacing around and ranting.
                          
Goodwitch: How are you not infuriated?! He made an entire team disappear. They could be dead!
                          
Baku: Chill the fuck out, they'll be back in like two minutes.
                          
Tobi: Yo why do we have to be here if HE banned four mfs to the shadow realm.
                          
Goodwitch: You are all accountable.
                          
Bank Bill: Bitch, I was in the audience.
                          
Lil Broomstick: Can I leave?
                          
Goodwitch: OZPIN!
                          
Ozpin: Hm?
                          
Goodwitch: Did you not hear me? THEY MADE FOUR STUDENTS DISAPPEAR!
                          
Tobi: The fuck you talking bout "they"?
                          
Ozpin: Well, he said they would be back. I think you are just overreacting, Glynda.
                          
Goodwitch opened her mouth, only to bite her tongue, walk to the elevator, and leave the office. On the ride down and back up to the tower she let out a string of curses, more than she had ever said in her life. While she was in there, CRDL had returned to the mortal plane. They were fine physically, but they were wide eyed and shuddering, indicating something traumatizing had occurred. When Glynda came back up in the elevator and exited it, the entire team sprinted into the vacant elevator, trying to get away from Baku.
                          
Goodwitch: What the?!
                          
Baku: I told ya ass they would be back. I just made them disappear for a bit, like a magician. Call me B A K U H O U D I N I.
                          
Bank Bill: Imma keep it real with you chief, ain't no one calling you that.
                          
Tobi: Real shit.
                          
Baku: Oh y'all gotta be on that B O O F.
                          
Ozpin: Ahem. Now about your power-
                          
Baku: Yeet?
                          
Ozpin flinched, but nothing happened.
                          
Baku: Relax bruh, iss gotta cooldown.
                          
Ozpin: Hm, interesting.
                          
Baku: I dunno what's so interesting but you do you.
                          
Goodwitch: Well, regardless of the fact they are back, you will still get detention.
                          
Ozpin: Yes.
                          
Bank Bill: You gotta be smoking that PACK.
                          
Lil Broomstick: For what?
                          
Ozpin: Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe you called Ms.Goodwitch a, pardon my language, "bitch" a few times and used disrespectful language.
                          
Baku: You wrong.
                          
Ozpin: Make sure to be in Ms. Goodwitch's class for detention tomorrow, gentlemen.