i got a new phone and at first it wouldn't load my stories and i panicked for a second-
ANYWAYS this is short and unnecessary
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chat - deaky's duck marriage
HOE has changed the chat name to ikea customer service
HOE: in memory of roger getting lost in ikea
dirt eater: i feel like we all need new names
dirt eater has changed their user to deak
deak has changed HOE's user to dr bitch
deak has changed princess rogerina's user to debbie harry
deak has changed beyonce's user to cat lady
cat lady: :)
diqi
deak: eeyes
cat lady: i LOVE YOU
deak: :D
debbie harry: aw
dr bitch: so are you guys like
together now?
cat lady: uhHh not really
but we're getting there :)
john didn't want to rush anything
debbie harry: you guys are so cute
and deaky im sorry about
yanno
deak: no no it's okei
you couldn't have known
debbie harry: :)
anyways why am i debbie harry
who IS debbie harry
cat lady: she was a senior last year, was in the lacrosse team
v cool
v blonde
in a band called blondie, that's probably what this is about
debbie harry: ah
dr bitch: rog
i'll take you out tonight
debbie harry: ooo romantic
dr bitch: i didn't even tell you where we're going yet
debbie harry: everything you do is romantic bri
so where are we going
dr bitch: i'm not telling you💅
it's a surprise
debbie harry: but brimi
dr bitch: nuh uh
you'll see tonight
debbie harry: uGh okay
damn i'd be mad at you
but surprises are romantic💅
deak: aww you guys
i want to vomit
debbie harry: shatap
dr bitch: salty deaky
deak: shdjrj
fak u and your dates
cat lady: hey johnni
we can have our own date night
deak: oh yey :)))
can we sleep in the back of your dad's truck like we did in sixth grade plzzz
cat lady: aw of course
that's a wonderful idea
debbie harry: isn't it gonna be super cold tonight tho
are you sure you guys wanna sleep outside
dr bitch: we don't need our deaky getting sick
cat lady: don't worry, i'll keep him warm
deak: AW
AW OMG
THAT'S CUTE
cat lady: you're cute
deak: AWDJTJ
cat lady: i'll come get you at seven
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