Forest Base
The Reds and Blues are seen standing behind Dr. Grey who's kneeled down, using her medical scanner to treat Carolina's thigh wound with Leo standing beside her.
Leo: (Worried) How's she doing?
Dr. Grey: Well, fortunately, he missed her femoral artery.
Carolina: That's good.
Dr. Grey stands up.
Dr. Grey: No sweetie, you had a knife inside of you. That's the opposite of good.
Carolina: Call me "sweetie" again, and there'll be a knife inside of you.
Dr. Grey: Oooooh, you're hostile! I'd love to psychoanalyze you.
Leo: Getting off topic, can we please focus on the leg!
Dr. Grey: Oh, yes. Be sure not to put any unnatural strain on those muscles. If you reopen the wound, it won't be pretty.
Epsilon appears next to Carolina.
Epsilon: Great. Hey, way to go, Carolina. Taken out by an oversized steak knife.
Carolina: Well maybe if someone had remembered to account for hidden blades...
Epsilon: Hey, I'm an A.I., not a babysitter.
Dr. Grey stands up behind them.
Dr. Grey: Sooooooooo, there's a tiny ghost man here. Anyone care to introduce me?
Caboose: Oh that's Church. Yeah, he had to leave for a while but I knew he would come back.
Tucker: Bullshit, you were totally depressed.
Caboose: Pssh, ah what?! No! No, Tucker! You're not remembering that right! No, I would not do something like that. I would not spiral downward into an emotional state of evidence and try to fill the remains with a mechanical pet just because I miss Church! Stupid Tucker.
Dr. Grey: Oh...
Dr. Grey looks at Carolina.
Dr. Grey: Forget you, I wanna analyze him.
Wash: Dr. Grey, this is Agent Carolina. She and I were operatives for Project Freelancer. As for Church, he's an artificial intelligence fragment from the same organization. Codename: Epsilon. And to make a long story short, he kind of used to be leader of blue team before I showed up.
Zeta: You forgot to mention the part we're you tried to murder us.
Wash: That was a misunderstanding.
Epsilon appears in front of Wash.
Epsilon: I think she's just sayin', don't gloss over the good parts.
Epsilon holds his hand up towards Zeta.
Epsilon: I'm a right?
Zeta: We're not on agreeing terms at the moment, Church.
Wade: Besides at least Wash didn't decide to just up and leave us with no voice mail!
Dr. Grey: (Joyfully) Psychoanalyses for everyone!
Donut: Oh boy, can I go first? I have got a lot of things crammed inside me!
Sarge: Now hold up just a second. I wanna know what in the name of Benedict Arnold Palmer is going on around here! We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled.
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Red vs Blue Season 12: Male Oc
ActionRvB Season 12, with their friends captured, Leo, Tucker, Zeta, Grif, Simmons and Caboose now find themselves caught in the middle of a planet-wide civil war, and if they want to save their friends, they'll have to lead a hopeless army of rebels to v...
