Samantha kills people

                                    

                                          
I woke up this morning and turned to my side, Wilson was there as he stayed the night. I looked at my clock it was 5:00 am, I need to be in by 6:00 because Im  on call. I turned back to Wilson.
                          
"Good morning" I said
                          
"Hi" he said groggily with his eyes still closed
                          
I started to get up when Wilson put his arm around me.
                          
"Don't go" he said
                          
 "I have to, House's entire team is on call"
                          
"Why does House need to take this away from me?!?"
                          
"Because he's an ass?" 
                          
"You're not wrong"
                          
I kissed his forehead 
                          
"I'll see you at work" I said
                          
"See you there" he said and went back to sleep. I got ready for my day and left. I walked into the clinic to start my clinic duty. I grabbed the file and called the patient in.
                          
"Bob Peterson exam room 4 please" I said and walked into the room
                          
A man and a woman, I presume his wife, walked into the room after me. We sat down.
                          
"Hello, I'm Doctor. Kingston"
                          
"Hi I'm Bob and this is my wife Samantha"
                          
"So, what's wrong?"
                          
"It was three days ago. My throat got really dry, and my tongue felt like it was blowing up like a balloon." Said Bob
                          
"I assume somebody checked for food allergies?" I replied
                          
"The first two doctors both did." Said Samantha 
                          
"The next one said it was a panic attack; the one after that wanted to take my tonsils out" said Bob 
                          
"The last one had no idea, just referred us to Dr. House." Said Samantha 
                          
"It says on your chart the problem was proceeded by some sort of strenuous physical activity."
                          
"Um, yeah."
                          
"What were you doing?"
                          
"You know" he said looking at Samantha. I understood.
                          
"Okay I'll run your chart upstairs to Dr. House and the nurse will come in to tell you what to do."
                          
I left the room and went up to House's office. I walked in and showed him the file.
                          
"He was having sex with his wife when he had a respiratory arrest. Tongue swelled up" I said as he looked at the file
                          
"Awesome, a sex fiend with a swollen tongue."
                          
"He's not a sex fiend, he's having sex with someone he really cares about" I said
                          
"No such thing, and why are you defending sex so much" he replied
                          
He looked at me for a moment 
                          
"Oh my- you had sex with Wilson" he said as if he had reached a ground breaking revolution 
                          
"Where the hell are you getting that from?" I asked embarrassed
                          
"Yes you did! Your blushing. You guys are official... break up now" he said
                          
"I'm not breaking up with him and it's none of your business either way"
                          
"It is my business, Wilson is my best friend and you are my employee"
                          
I scoffed and looked back at the file. I sat down with my team and we started to brainstorm ideas.
                          
"Neck trauma could cause vocal chord paroxysms, which could cause choking." Said Taub