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my best friend got me the wembley freddie funko im :'))) i love him so much istg he's baby 
                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          
                          
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roger whisperer has added beyonce 
roger whisperer has added dirt eater 
                          
beyonce: ooh another chat 
what's the occasion bri 
                          
roger whisperer: roger's birthday is!!!! very!!!!! soon!!! 
if we wanna get him a drum kit we better hurry up
                          
dirt eater: omg right 
i've been a bad bitch and saved up 
do y'all think we have enough tho 
                          
beyonce: well i think we do 
bri has a shit ton of money anyways
                          
roger whisperer: yea because im not always buying stupid things 
                          
beyonce: hey look it was a rainbow scarf 
it was rainbow
i can't resist the rainbow
                          
dirt eater: anyways do y'all wanna 
head out 
to go 
drum kit hunting
                          
beyonce: yessss ma'am
i say we act like we've forgotten his birthday
even though he'll probably hint it like twenty thousand times the day before
and set his drum shit in the garage where his old drum shit used to be 
make sure to tell mrs. taylor to not let him go there until he's super bummed out we forgot 
and then we'll surprise him like the bad bitches we are 
                          
dirt eater: sounds good let's go
                          
roger whisperer: roger's going to lose his shit 
                          
beyonce has left the chat 
dirt eater has left the chat 
           roger whisperer has left the chat 
                          
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chat - deaky's duck marriage
                          
princess rogerina: y'all dntntny
im lonely?? 
hi??????? 
no one's been responding all day
                          
dirt eater: sorry rog 
                          
beyonce: we had some stuff to do
                          
roger whisperer: important stuff 
                          
princess rogerina: without me??? 
y'all did important stuff without me??? 
                          
roger whisperer: alright there don't take it personally
                          
princess rogerina: nooOooao
you don't love me anymore😔😔
                          
roger whisperer: okay how about this 
we're all gonna come over 
and keep you company
we haven't hung out together in a while anyways 
                          
dirt eater: sounds good to me 
                          
beyonce: omw 
ah btw roger 
i saw your sister yesterday
she told me to tell you stop being a gay bitch because she's tired of listening to you talk to brian on the phone until two am 
                          
dirt eater: exposed 
                          
princess rogerina: she doesn't understand love smh 
                          
beyonce: anyways
im almost there 
i can see your house
                          
dirt eater: i'll be there in a bit 
                          
roger whisperer: i might be a little late dkskdkf 
                          
princess rogerina: that's ok bri 
EYY FREDDIE I CAN SEE YOU 
                          
beyonce: HIII PRINCESS
open the door sjdnh 
                          
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-description- 
                          
“so?” freddie plopped on roger's bed. “so what, fred?” roger asked, sitting next to him. “aw, come on, you have a boyfriend now! tell me about it!” freddie grinned “is brian a good kisser?” 
                          
“freddie...” roger blushed, covering his face. “oh, c'mon, blondie! has he really got you that flustered?” freddie teased, smirking at roger. “okay, okay, fine!” roger chuckled “he's a good kisser. he's- he's a... great kisser, jeez...” he trailed off, making freddie laugh. 
                          
“hey, hey don't laugh! stop laughing! how about you and deaky, huh?” roger smirked, shutting freddie up. “hey, totally different situation!” freddie defended himself and roger stuck out his tongue at him. “no, not really.” he grinned, earning a light smack on the shoulder from freddie. 
                          
“now, stop changing the topic! you're with brian, how does it feel?” freddie turned the conversation back to roger. “it's... god, it's unbelievable. i feel like i'm in the movies. just how he'll smile at me and hold my hand and tell me i'm pretty, or how he always says i love you before he hungs up the phone...” roger gushed “i really hope this goes well.”
                          
“oh, darling, of course it will! it's been long enough for both of you to know not to fuck up. and even if you do, i'll come after you, kick your ass and yell at you to stop doing dumb shit because you love each other.” freddie smiled at his best friend. “thanks, fred. i appreciate it.” roger pulled him in for a hug. 
                          
their conversation was interrupted when john's voice was heard from outside. 
                          
“open up, fuckers, i'm too pretty to be standing out there.” 
                          
“and there's deaky.” freddie laughed “i'll go get the door.” 
                          
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this chapter was pretty much a filler and it was pretty short but mehhh idc 
                          
oh btw im publishing the oneshot book sometime today so look out for that ;)