❝ chris evans has a face that i'd be honored to sit on. ❞
Published - Dec. 7, 2018
Finished - Jul. 26, 2019
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✨ DEPRESSED SHITS ✨ { sofia- sofia the first jack- cocaine addict maría- drug dealer of love 😎 }
SOFIA THE FIRST guys. SOFIA THE FIRST im late
COCAINE ADDICT to what?
SOFIA THE FIRST MY PERIOD U FUCKING FUCK
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 holy shit
COCAINE ADDICT WHAT THE FUCK COCAINE ADDICT WHATRE U GONNA DO
SOFIA THE FIRST I DONT FUCKING KNOW THATS WHY IM HERE
COCAINE ADDICT YEET IT OUT OF UR VAGINA
SOFIA THE FIRST im actually gonna block u
COCAINE ADDICT U THINK IM KIDDING???
SOFIA THE FIRST mars help me ur the only one in this gc with braincells
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 okay first off DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 take a fucking pregnany test before jumping to conclusions. who knows if ur even pregnant or if it's just ur period messing up?
SOFIA THE FIRST okay ur right hold on
COCAINE ADDICT u need me to get u one? i can come over
SOFIA THE FIRST it's okay i already have a few
COCAINE ADDICT how do u already have—
SOFIA THE FIRST im very fond of sex and need to be prepared
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 i've raised u well ;)
SOFIA THE FIRST
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SOFIA THE FIRST im gonna cry. im gonna cry. im gonna cry. SOFIA THE FIRST never mind lol already crying
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 NO! CALM DOWN! U WILL BE FINE. U HAVE US TO HELP U.
COCAINE ADDICT i swear, we'll help u with anything dont be sad
SOFIA THE FIRST that's the thing SOFIA THE FIRST im not sad SOFIA THE FIRST and i didn't expect to feel this way but im happy?
COCAINE ADDICT LMFAO WHAT
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 okay yeah, didn't expect that
SOFIA THE FIRST me either bitch SOFIA THE FIRST alright now what do i do?
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 u have to tell chris
SOFIA THE FIRST fuck im so not looking forward to that
COCAINE ADDICT why not
SOFIA THE FIRST come on. sure, he's said he loves me but im pretty sure he doesn't wanna settle down this way
COCAINE ADDICT stfu all that weed and nicotine rlly made u dumb 😐 COCAINE ADDICT have u SEEN those interviews of chris talking about how he wants to be a father and how he wants a family? COCAINE ADDICT because i have and i get a boner every time.
SOFIA THE FIRST maybe he does, but definitely not with me SOFIA THE FIRST u know what? SOFIA THE FIRST now that i've actually had time to process this SOFIA THE FIRST im not mom material
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 i've heard motherhood changes u 🤷♀️
COCAINE ADDICT exactly. but before u get into self doubts. tell chris. it's his kid too and he deserves to know
SOFIA THE FIRST i'll tell him SOFIA THE FIRST just not now, im so nervous SOFIA THE FIRST plus what's the harm in waiting a day or two? it's not like the baby's going anywhere
COCAINE ADDICT it's so weird to hear u say baby omg...
SOFIA THE FIRST shut up SOFIA THE FIRST come over thots
DRUG DEALER OF LOVE 😎 i was on my way already 😌
SOFIA THE FIRST PLSSS I JUST REALIZED ALL MY EXERCISING WAS FOR NOTHING TF N THAT BABYS GONNA TEAR MY VAGINA OPEN OH MY GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING
COCAINE ADDICT u couldnt wait to freak out once we were both there w u ugh ur timing
