"Not if you drink enough water it's not. My pee happens to be clear." I pointed out.
                          
Toby and Jeff looked at me in disgust and turned back to the game.
                          
"What?" I questioned.
                          
"No one wants to hear about your piss, (Y/N)." Jeff said.
                          
"T-TMI, (Y/N)." Toby added.
                          
"Oh, sorry." I know damn well they're just jealous of my clear pee.
                          
———
                          
Half way through the game, Jeff started to get a little too close to winning.
                          
Time to go sicko mode.
                          
Damn right.
                          
I nodded to myself and clenched my jaw, rolling the dice.
                          
3?!
                          
What the FUCK.
                          
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE.
                          
I calmly moved my piece 3 spaces forward.
                          
This game is gonna make me flip my shit so quick.
                          
Toby rolled a 4, but he was way behind so it didn't matter.
                          
All that mattered was Jeff's roll.
                          
6.
                          
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHI-
                          
5 minutes later, Jeff had.... had- 





                          
He-



                          
He...

                          
Beat me.
                          
WHAT THE FU-
                          
That's it.
                          
I grabbed the board and threw it against the wall, then pulled out my pocket knife that had MiRaCuLoUsLy- 
found its way into my pocket.
                          
"What the fuck?!" Jeff yelled.
                          
I stabbed my knife into his thigh and looked at him with fire in my eyes.
                          
"WHAT THE HELL (Y/N)-?!" He yelled, falling off the bed.
                          
"SLENDER-!!" Jeff whined.
                          
Slender then teleported in, and glanced at the knife in my hand, then at Jeff, bleeding all over his floors.
                          
"Jeff? Why are you bleeding on my floor?! And bad (Y/N)! Hugs not stabs! Give me the knife or I'll take your TV time away!" Slender scolded us like children.
                          
"B-but! Jeff sta-" Slender cut me off.
                          
"No buts! And I don't care who started it!" He held his hand out, waiting for me to give him my knife.
                          
"This is bullshit." I muttered, slapping my knife forcefully into his hand.
                          
"And Jeff, go see Dr. Smiley, stop bleeding all over." He then teleported away, my knife in tow.
                          
I crossed my arms and pouted, flopping onto the floor, cris-crossing my legs.
                          
"H-hah! Yo-u guys got in tr-tr-rouble!" Toby laughed at us.
                          
"Shut up Toby! It's not funny!" I whined.
                          
"Guys... my visions kinda blurry-" Jeff said, looking paler than usual, which I didn't think was possible.
                          
"Oh shit-" I cursed, helping him up.
                          
Toby and I slung Jeff's arms around our necks and carried him to Smiley.
                          
———
                          
"Oh! What happened?" Smiley asked, opening the door.
                          
"I kinda stabbed him." I laughed awkwardly.
                          
Smiley rolled his eyes and opened the door wider.
                          
We set him down on the table and Smiley turned to us.
                          
"I have to take his pants off, so, might wanna step out if you aren't comfortable with that." He advised.
                          
Toby said bye and left without another word, meanwhile I stuck behind.
                          
"I feel a little bad for stabbing him, so I wanna be here." I said.
                          
"Alright then, can you help me out a bit?" He motioned towards Jeff while he stepped over to the counter to grab gloves.
                          
"Um, sure." I gulped and grabbed onto Jeff's belt, loosening it.
                          
I pulled his pants off and folded them neatly, setting them on a side table.
                          
"Thank you, now, you go ahead and leave, I'll do the rest. I prefer to work in silence, if you don't mind." Smiley said.
                          
"Oh, of course. Just come and find me when you're done." I smiled and waved goodbye, stepping out into the hall.
                          
I sighed and started walking towards my room.
                          
He deserved it-
                          
Shut up.












                          
...he did though.
                          
HAH-