IDK ABOUT SLEEP ITS SUMMERTIME (KOTLC Memes)

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 500 VIEWS! TIME TO CELEBRATE! *Sibylline pops champagne cork off in celebration*

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When Stina joins the Blackswan and is talking with Sophie about their last mission.

Sophie: Stop being so dramatic! It is not about the end goal but the memories formed along the way!

Stina: I nearly died!

Sophie: *chuckles* Yeah that was my favorite memory...

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Fitz trying to hold back from killing Alvar.

Fitz: Can I please murder him?

Sophie: Not in public.

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Sophie got injured doing some stupid shit and Keefe and Fitz are watching over her.

Fitz: I'll watch over her, you can go.

Keefe: I'm not leaving but the door is right there so feel free to leave whenev-

Fitz: I'm not leaving her side.

Keefe: Well neither am I.

Fitz: Fine!

Keefe: Fine!

Fitz: Good!

Keefe: Fantastic!

Fitz: Wonderfu-

Sophie: I'M DYING OVER HERE IF ANYONE GIVES A SHIT

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Dex and Sophie after Sophie skipped out of school for some reason.

Dex: Why did you not go to school today?! Are you injured or something?!

Sophie: I was not injured!

Dex: Oh thank-

Sophie: I was lightly stabbed.

Dex:

Dex: I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!

Sophie: L I G H T L Y 

Dex: hOW ThE FucK DO YOu L i G H t L Y geT STAbBed?!

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Tam and Keefe are bored in the Lumangwe base.

Keefe: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tam: Why?

Keefe: To get to the little bitch's house, knock knock

Tam: *sighs* Who is it?

Keefe: The chicken

Tam:

Keefe:

Tam:

Keefe:

Tam: I won't punch you under one condition.

Keefe: *already bracing for a fist to the face* yeah?...

Tam: Go say that joke to Biana

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The girls talking during breakfast.

Biana: *bright red* That's ridiculous, Tam doesn't have a crush on me.

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