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ashtonofbricks: good morning beautiful
ashtonofbricks: i hope you have a good day 
                          
caluminthehood: it's 10am already 
                          
ashtonofbricks: so 
ashtonofbricks: i meant what i said 
ashtonofbricks: have a good day 
                          
caluminthehood: i will now 
caluminthehood: are you going on a job today? 
                          
ashtonofbricks: yeah 
                          
caluminthehood: who is it this time 
                          
ashtonofbricks: some middle-aged loser 
ashtonofbricks: bought some prostitutes that he couldn't afford 
ashtonofbricks: refuses to pay 
                          
caluminthehood: so you have to kill him?
                          
ashtonofbricks: most likely 
ashtonofbricks: i really don't like doing this 
                          
caluminthehood: i'm sorry 
caluminthehood: but ew 
caluminthehood: how are people straight 
caluminthehood: i don't care who they love 
caluminthehood: it doesn't matter 
caluminthehood: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 y'know 
caluminthehood: support everyone 
caluminthehood: but i don't understand 
caluminthehood: being gay is so much better
                          
ashtonofbricks: yeah it is 
ashtonofbricks: okay 
ashtonofbricks: i need to go 
                          
caluminthehood: wait what time is it for you
                          
ashtonofbricks: around 3am
ashtonofbricks: you're 17 (ish) hours ahead of me 
ashtonofbricks: crazy huh 
                          
caluminthehood: i'm already in tomorrow 
caluminthehood: and today just started for you
                          
ashtonofbricks: where are you again

                          
caluminthehood: i come from the land down under 
                          
ashtonofbricks: oh yeah 
                          
caluminthehood: and based on my geographical knowledge (and google) 
caluminthehood: you're in L.A 
                          
ashtonofbricks: yeah 
                          
caluminthehood: oh my god 
caluminthehood: that's f A R 
caluminthehood: why are you even talking to me 
caluminthehood: im fairly certain there is hot guys in l.a that (by default) are in the same time zone as you 
                          
ashtonofbricks: yes well i wanna talk to you 
ashtonofbricks: what % am i at 
                          
caluminthehood: i don't know 
caluminthehood: 65 % 
caluminthehood: sure 
                          
ashtonofbricks: eienaondaondja sosksbska sosksb 
ashtonofbricks: 💞❤️🏳️‍🌈💋💗❤️💓💗💖💕💞💝💞💓💘
                          
caluminthehood: you need to leave you said 
caluminthehood: go kill a sonofabitch 
caluminthehood: gah 
caluminthehood: h o t 
                          
ashtonofbricks: kinky little shit 
                          
caluminthehood: oh shut up you love it 
                          
ashtonofbricks: i do 
ashtonofbricks: okay 
ashtonofbricks: i'll talk to you later 
                          
caluminthehood: no 
caluminthehood: as much as i want you to talk to me 
caluminthehood: you need to sleep 
                          
ashtonofbricks: okay fine
ashtonofbricks: goodbye 
                          
caluminthehood: bye bye ash
                          
[ caluminthehood is offline ] 
                          
[ ashtonofbricks is offline ] 
                          
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17 hours isn't exactly correct but you guys probably don't care, and these two are not portrayed as the smartest human beings 
                          
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