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You arrive at Starbucks as he's waiting outside and as soon as he sees you he walks in not bothering to hold it open for you

"Hello you alright?" You ask him

"Yeah, you look really hot I can't wait to rip that dress clean off your body" He says

"Wow if that's how you get girls I understand why you are single" you say

"I won't be tonight when I ask you out" he says and you scoff and have to listen to him
boasting about himself for an hour until you tell him 'you had to go as your friend needs dropped off at the airport' great excuse and then you leave and as soon as you get out there are cameras flashing, great another news article.

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@y/n moved on from @calumhood already? Spotted earlier on a date with a hot guy, is this the new couple?

Celebnews @y/n moved on from @calumhood already? Spotted earlier on a date with a hot guy, is this the new couple?

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Squad✌️
Kdog🐶
date ended early then

Jems💪
What happened?

Bear🐻
Spill the tea

Small child👶
Wow I have taught you well!

Condora🤠
Don't leave us in suspense

Loo🤷‍♀️
You going on a second date?

Trissy💁‍♀️
How far did you both go?

Small child👶
Nah wasn't a fan I left early because 'I had to drop my friend off at the airport' cos he was really self centred and cocky so I was like I'm a celebrity get me out of here

kMcVey💍
Awwwwwwee poor y/n :(

Trissy💁‍♀️
Quality Excuse

Small child👶
Why thank you

Kdog🐶
BUT HOW CUTE YOUR BABIES WOULD BE NOO! PLEASE

Bear🐻
You need help

Small child 👶
YOU NEED SOME MILK!

Jems💪
Wow we are really quoting vines

Condora🤠
Not even surprised at this point

Kdog🐶
But the babies y/n! They would He everything

Loo🤷‍♀️
They would be really pretty

Bear🐻
Don't encourage her

Small child👶
I'm 22 I'm not having kids yet especially not with him

Kdog🐶
:((((pleaaaase

Small child👶
NOOO, I'm away to watch Shane Dawson conspiracy theories again see you next year.

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