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cliffordthebigreddog: ashton really likes you 
cliffordthebigreddog: please don't hurt him
                          
[ caluminthehood is online ] 
                          
caluminthehood: um
caluminthehood: who's this
                          
[ cliffordthebigreddog added ashtonofbricks to the chat ] 
                          
[ cliffordthebigreddog named the chat 'ashton you asshole' ] 
                          
caluminthehood: i'm confuzzled
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: ashton 
cliffordthebigreddog: the fuck is this bullshit 
cliffordthebigreddog: he doesn't know who i am???
                          
ashtonofbricks: are you kidding me 
ashtonofbricks: why does he need to know who you are? 
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: i am a very important part of your life 
cliffordthebigreddog: scratch that 
cliffordthebigreddog: the SINGLE MOST important thing in your life 
cliffordthebigreddog: and he doesn't know who i am 
                          
ashtonofbricks: well single is correct 
                          
caluminthehood: hi there 
caluminthehood: i'm still confuzzled 
                          
ashtonofbricks: sorry baby 
ashtonofbricks: this is my friend michael 
ashtonofbricks: mikey 
ashtonofbricks: this is calum 
                          
caluminthehood: well hello michael 
caluminthehood: i've heard about you 
caluminthehood: what an interesting way to meet someone 
                          
ashtonofbricks: calum 
ashtonofbricks: be nice 
                          
caluminthehood: i said 'interesting'
caluminthehood: how is that not nice 
                          
ashtonofbricks: calum 
                          
caluminthehood: how pleasant to meet you michael 
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: you listen to ashton quite well 
                          
ashtonofbricks: be quiet mike
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: what did i do?
cliffordthebigreddog: i'm only implying that he's submissive
cliffordthebigreddog: are you gonna tell me i'm wrong? 
                          
ashtonofbricks: it's not your business 
                          
caluminthehood: yes hi i'm still right here 
                          
ashtonofbricks: sorry love 
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: LOVE 
cliffordthebigreddog: L O V E 
cliffordthebigreddog: that shit has been confirmed 
cliffordthebigreddog: he's a sub
cliffordthebigreddog: and you're his shitty dom
                          
caluminthehood: oh boy
caluminthehood: you're in for it now
caluminthehood: it was fun knowing you michael 
                          
ashtonofbricks: fuck you 
ashtonofbricks: this is not a dom/sub relationship 
ashtonofbricks: or any kind of relationship 
ashtonofbricks: as much as i want it to be
ashtonofbricks: so kindly shut the fuck up and back off 
                          
caluminthehood: and ash is not a shitty dom 
caluminthehood: so go fuck yourself 😀
                          
cliffordthebigreddog: how would you know 
cliffordthebigreddog: if it isn't a dom/sub relationship
                          
caluminthehood: at this point you're just asking for it man 
caluminthehood: but okay
caluminthehood: he's sweet 
caluminthehood: caring 
caluminthehood: stern 
caluminthehood: and oh my god sO PRETTY
caluminthehood: perfect dom material 
caluminthehood: destroy me any day ash