26. i love you

                                    

                                          
Great, I'm stuck in a cell, what could I do to pass the time? 
                          
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTEN-EYE JOE." Fast forward to now. It was 3 A.M. and you were yet to shut the fuck up since you'd woken up hours ago
                          
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU..Y'KNOW PLEASE JUST LET ME FUCKING GO-"
                          
You begin to hear shuffling and soon enough, a guy with a bunch of stitches on his face opens the door to the room you're chained up in. "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU BRAT. IT'S 3 A.M. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP."
                          
You sigh. "I haven't slept since the night of 87, sir."
                          
"Is that supposed to be a lame five nights at freddy's refrence. Don't tell me you like five nights at freddy's-"
                          
"Excuse me sir, but it's the BITE of 87 uncultured bitch. And I see you watched Game Theories video on it too huh. Is Mr. Villain subscribed to GAME THEORY?"
                          
He makes a threatened expression, "HEY, LISTEN UP BITCH, MatPats content utilizes science and more important skills to make theories to get your mind thinking and let's you perceive the game in a new perspective!" You try and stifle a laugh.
                          
"You know what, just for that I'm getting Shigaraki- And just so you know, I'm not very fond of you. Disturbing my sleep with Cotton-Eye Joe and then, disrespecting Game Theory." He then leaves the room, presumedly getting that 'Shigaraki' guy. 
                          
After a couple minutes, the door finally opens and you see the infamous villain league. Yandere-chan, Hand Fetish, Shawn Mendes 'Stitches', and a blow torch with a tux. Ooh, so scary.
                          
The blue-haired guy speaks first. "I'm going to say this once and once only. We will release you tomorrow- or I guess today at 12 P.M. However, you will be our spy, receiving information on All Might and any other information you have access to at Yuuei. And if you-"
                          
"7 A.M."
                          
"..What?"
                          
"You'll need to let me go at 7 A.M. I've been late to class everyday this semester and I can't be late anymore or I'll be in deep shit. So 7 A.M."
                          
"You really think you can boss us aro-"
                          
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BE MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO, WHERE DID YOU CO-"
                          
"ALRIGHT, 7 A.M. FINE." He groans. "Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted, if you don't comply or tell anyone anything about this, you're going to have a bad time."
                          
You stop and think for a second. "Woah, hold on there Sans, you're saying you're going to kill me if I don't get you All Mights nudes?"
                          
"What the fuck is wrong with this kid?" Dabi huffs and covers his face.
                          
"Listen Dabi, don't fall for it. This is her plan, just ignore it," Shigaraki whispers to Dabi and then turns back to you. "So, kid, we're going to give you anonymous calls when we need something. Never miss a call. That's all the information you need. As soon as you leave this place, you're going to need to zip that obnoxious mouth of yours, got it?"
                          
"..That was mean. But, sorry Mr. Finger Face but, I as a matter of fact, want death." You smile with a smug look on your face.
                          
"Jesus Crust, Give up already. Anyway, get to sleep. You have 4 hours." He walks out followed by Mr. Potato Head and Flamethrower but, Toga runs up to you and goes down on her knees to level with you on the floor.
                          
"Y/N-chan~ Can we be best friends? Sorry for scaring you with my syringe earlier hehe~ But, you're so adorable, everything about you makes me want to explode! I wonder how your blood tastes!"
                          
You blink. "Oh, uh haha. Well. Um. Alright! I mean my blood probably just tastes like metal because that's what all blood usually tastes like but okay!" She smiles and hugs you, blushes like a madman and runs out. Hmm.


                          
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You might as well be the new sonic the hedgehog. You were out here stealing Iida's brand. Rise and grind mother frickers because a new speedo is in town.
                          
It was 7:55 and you were running for your life to get into class. 4 minutes left, 3 minutes left, 2 minutes left, 1 minute, 14 and a half seconds and you make it to class before the late bell rings. 
                          
"AW SHIT YEAH WHAT UP GUYS, IT'S YOUR BOY ALI A HERE." You happily walk through the door, stroll through the aisle and reach your seat. 
                          
You look at your bellwork. What's the pythagorean theorem. You were about to ask Yaoyorozu but then you hear Kaminari say, "HEY SERO WHAT IS A PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM?"
                          
"A squared plus B squared equals I fucked your mom last night and she called me your dads name.. awkward."
                          
Kaminari blinks. "..what-"

                          
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Class ends and you look at your phone to see a text from an unknown number with a text that literally only has the zip on the mouth emoji. "🤐"
                          
You tsk at your phone as you sit at your lunch table with all of your friends. "Hey guys, Incase you know, I mean not to get sentimental or anything but, Incase you know, anything happens. I hope you guys know that, I love you. I won't go into detail but-"
                          
For the first time ever, you see Tsuyu have a very sad and concerned look on her face. "Y/N-chan? What's wrong? *sad kero*" 
                          
"Nothing, um- you know I shouldn't have said anything. Anyway, how about that game, or the weather, or like um, hows the sales going? Or the stocks, how've they been lately?"
                          
Uraraka, Iida, Todoroki, and Midoriya all look at you confusedly. "Nevermind. I'll be back in a second." And you just stand up and move to the the Bakusquad table next (only using that name because idk how else to refer to them stfu).
                          
"Hey Y/N!" Kirishima smiles followed by smiles from Ashido, Sero, and Kaminari. But, Bakugou only looks at you with a blank expression as he weirdly sits crisscross applesauce in his chair.
                          
"..You ever gonna answer the damn question? I mean, even though we know the answer is me. " what the hell explosion murder now isn't the time whore.
                          
"What-I, um. That's not why I..ANYWAY," you sit down in an empty seat next to Ashido, "So..I know I've changed a lot since y'know that time we went to the mall and even from when we started the Hero License Exam. So, long story short after all this change, thanks for sticking with my story, it means a lot. And well..I love you!"
                          
"We love you too!"
                          
"Pfft- Obviously."  
                          
Everyone responds saying something sweet but, Bakugou responds with, "Why are you talking like you're gonna die?"
                          
You sigh. "Because I might...bitch."



                          
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A/N ngl this was the funnest chapter i've written in a long time. i mean in regards to writing it, i actually felt motivated. but usually when i make things i like and when i publish them no one likes them so can you guys all pretend like you liked it if you don't like it thanks. 
                          
[wattpad keeps telling me to enter the wattys listen bitch i'm not about to let my biggest attribute be the fact i wrote a fanfic i'm not that guy from danganronpa jfc.]
                          
4 CHAPTERS TO GO
                          
song recommendation: MARINA - To Be Human