Intern Dude

                                    

                                          


                          
Intern Dude
                          
@StarkIntern
                          
May have blown up the lab a little bit. Baddies look out. Iron Man's new suit has bite. #bestdayever
                          
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Tony Stark
                          
@iamironman
                          
@StarkIntern Baddies? Really, kid? Why do I put up with you?
                          
Intern Dude
                          
@StarkIntern
                          
@iamironman *best batman voice* Because I'm awesome!
                          
Capt. Steve Rogers
                          
@redwhiteandblueberry
                          
@iamironman Stark may I suggest a rule for @StarkIntern?
                          
Tony Stark
                          
@iamironman
                          
@redwhiteandblueberry I'm listening. You do know I have whole AI's dedicated to keeping @StarkIntern in check, right?
                          
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Capt. Steve Rogers
                          
@redwhiteandblueberry
                          
@iamironman @StarkIntern has too much energy. If he and @WallCrawler ever ended up in the same room it'd spontaniously combust. Seriously, no one wants to deal with that much energy.
                          
Intern Dude
                          
@StarkIntern
                          
@redwhiteandblueberry Are you trying to make it so I can't meet Spiderman?! Not cool, Captain. @iamironman I promise I'll be good.
                          
Spiderman
                          
@WallCrawler
                          
Yeah @iamironman, @StarkIntern seems awesome. Didn't he design my webshooters? Why can't we meet?
                          
InternDude
                          
@StarkIntern
                          
OH MY GOSH, SPIDERMAN THINKS I'M AWESOME! #bestdayever
                          
Tony Stark
                          
@iamironman
                          
I'm done with this shit. @StarkIntern, you're grounded. @WallCrawler, you're rediculous. @redwhiteandblueberry, I'm drafting a new protocol.
                          
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Spiderman
                          
@WallCrawler
                          
Just a little #PSA. Be kind. You never know what someone's going through. Always be kind.
                          
Tony Stark
                          
@iamironman
                          
@WallCrawler This seems...specific.
                          
Spiderman
                          
@WallCrawler
                          
@iamironman I've had to talk one too many people off of ledges lately. I just want to see some human fucking decency is all.
                          
Tony Stark
                          
@iamironman
                          
Swearing? @WallCrawler Call me. Right now.
                          
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Peter called Mr. Stark as he sat on the edge of a roof. "Hey, Mr. Stark."
                          
"Are you okay, Peter?"
                          
"No. Do you know how many sad people there are out there? And I can't help all of them. I'm not balanced myself all the time... It just sucks that I have to deal with it. I mean, I stopped at a restaurant today and this customer was just screaming at this cashier. They didn't even notice the woman start to cry. They just kept shouting and she just kept smiling and being kind while tears fell down her face. I gave her a hug, but Mr. Stark, that's just a stupid band-aid. It won't fix it. She was so broken up and she needs help but is too ashamed to ask, so she just fucking smiles while people beat her up, but I've seen that look before and she won't hold on like that for forever." Peter gasped in a breath, trying not to cry. "Mr. Stark, I've been low and the more I go out there the more I see people who are just so low...and people treat them like shit. Why can't people just be nice? Why can't they just be decent? Why can't humans treat each other like...like fucking humans?" Peter rubbed his eyes. "Sorry...I just...there was this kid last night...and he had a gun in his bag and he was going to.... Mr. Stark, I'm just tired of people being so hurtful, especially to people who have these deep wounds hidden under their skin."