Connor X Hank

                                    

                                          
Hank
Okay just sitting on the couch with sumo. More cases comming in Detroit Police Department. Looking over connor that is inside my fishtank. Wait? Inside my fishtank?! WHAT THE FUCK?
                          
"Connor! The fuck are you doing?!" "Good evening Lieutenant" Connor greeted as bubbles form while he was talking. Oh God why.
                          
"Get out of the tank son!" I said as Connor got out of the tank, drippin' wet. ALSO SMELLING LIKE A FISH. "Go and take a shower Connor, you stinky little shit" i said as he nods at me and went to my bedroom to get his clothes.
                          
"I'm going to use your shampoo Hank. I hope you don't mind" "sure sure just don't break yourself" "got it dad"
                          
What a shit. But atleast he keeps me company. Even Sumo loves Connor. 
                          
I'm now listening to jazz music while drinking my beer. Sumo doesn't want me to drink beer anymore, after that russian roulette incident happened when we were going to the eden club. Including Connor, he also doesn't want me to drink beer. I don't give a damn but i guess it's for the best.
                          
I stopped drinking my beer and got up to throw it. Need to prepare dinner for the boys. 
                          
I opened the frigde and, no ingredients. 
                          
As always. Better get Connor to have a grocery shopping.
                          
"Hey Connor!" I shouted. "Yes Hank?!" He answered "Are you done in there?!" "Just getting dress Hank!" 
                          
I waited for him to get dressed so that we can go to the store. He came out of the bathroom wearing a sweater that has a corgi in it. That's cute.
                          
"Where would you like to shop Lieutenant?" He asked. "I told you just call me dad you little shit" i lowered my voice in the near end. "Okay then dad" he said, giving me a smile.
                          
"Where is the nearest shop in our street?" I asked. His eyes blinking repeatedly, looking for the nearest shop. "It's a few blocks away. We could either walk or use a taxi" he said. "Let's walk then. Don't wanna waste my money" i said.
                          
"Also the weather today has a 48% chance of raining. Which can cause 20 minutes of walking rather just 14 minutes of walking. If we would take a taxi, it's only 10 minutes of driving." He explained.
                          
"Okay fine, call a taxi now" i said as he nods and his eyes blinking again. "Done, the taxi will arrive at 5 minutes." 
                          
"The taxi has arrive dad" he said as we got out "Sumo we'll be back later okay? Be a good dog" i said as Sumo barked. He hopped inside of the taxi and went ahead to the grocery store.
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ANDDDD THAT'S IT FOR THIS CHAPTER HIKHOK HAHHAAHAHA hoped you like it tho see you in the next one shot story!!