Hi. Im Uncle Loki, and you are dead.

                                    

                                          
Wuzzup readers. How's life?  
                          
Imma do a quick Q&A if you don't want to read it then skip to the blue hearts. Comment if we have anything in common. 
                          
-I love Tom Holland 
-I still hate spaghetti 
-Spiderman FFH comes to theatres on my bday
-I CriEd hard in End Game 
-I live in California 
-I have 2 cats (Lucifer and Max)
-I hate my art teacher 
-Tom Holland is my husband 
-Basically i have tons of shit of Tom's spidey 
-My fave YouTuber is the Dolan Twins 
-I unfollowed Shawn Mendes 
-My fave food is Frito Pie 
-I FUCKING LOVE SPICY STUFF 
-Im ending this book

                          
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Peters pov
I woke up from my dad shaking my arm. "Heyy Pete time to wake up buddy," Dad said softly. I groaned and slowly sat up. Dad smiled and ran his hand through my messy hair. "Daaad I'm not a dog," I mumbled pushing his hand away. "Haha okay okay. Are you ready for your first day of school?" he asked. "Yeah I guess. I'm not ready to be bombarded by the class people..what if they're descendants of aliens?" I said wonderous, I mean they could've been changed to aliens I was gone for 5 years. 
                          
Dad chuckled and pulled me up out of bed setting my on my feet to roll on the balls of my feet. We walked to my closet and I picked out a plad shirt and skinny jeans and black vans. 
                          
"Okay bud I'll be waiting downstairs," Dad said. "Okay dad." 


                          
I slowly got dressed and walked to my sink and combed my hair. I sighed and looked at my face in the mirror I hate my curly hair. I grabbed some gel and gelled it back. 
                          
I blinked and looked away once I finished and walked out the door. I out my shoes on and walked downstairs. I smelt the wonderous smell of pancakes. I smiled and quickly walked to the kitchen to see dad and mom fighting over what color to dye the next pancake...um. 
                          
Mom seen me and smiled warmly, "Hey Pete," she said. I smiled back and sat at the bar. Dad placed red pancakes on a plate in front of me. I scrunched up my nose and looked up at him. "Eww.." I mumbled. Dad rolled his eyes and patted my back. "They're still pancakes bud." I groaned and nodded. I took a bite of the pancake quickly realizing that they're delicious like always. 
                          
I quickly ate them and put my dish in the sink. I looked at mom to see her smiling fondly at me. I smiled back and she pulled me into her arms. I'm barely an inch taller than her. So embarrassing. Mom kissed my forehead and combed my hair with her fingers. "Have a good day buddy." I hugged her a big tighter, "Thanks mom, you too." 
                          
I broke the hug and she just smiled once more. I turned around and walked straight into dad. "Oh-sorry," I said. Dad just smiled and ruffled my hair.
                          
I quickly walked past him to the living room to see Uncle Steve and Uncle Loki arguing. "Hi guys!" I said cheerfully, immediately causing them to look up and stop arguing. "Oh hey Pete," Loki said smiling warmly. 
                          
It's been said that I was the only one to ever get Loki to love another life form. I was about to reply, but dad interrupted me.. Kinda. 
"Pete you have a field trip here this morning first period," dad said. I groaned. "What the fu-" I started before dad cut me off. 
                          
"You better not finish that sentace." "Fudgcicles," I finished, smiling innocently. "Mhm." "Well that shall be fun," Loki said smirking evily. No, Loki doesn't know of me getting bullied, and he never will know. Hopefully. 
                          
Will you guys save flash for me if he gets caught..yknow bullying me?
                          
"Okay Pete let's go," Dad called to me. I put my attention to him and quickly stood by his side. He put his hand on my head and eventually ruffled my hair. "Bye Uncle Steve bye Uncle Loki," I said. They smiled and waved.