Season 10 Episode 20

                                    

                                          
I sat with a giant stockpile of Grif's sweets next to me on top of the base, where I was watching the hilarious scene of the reds just staring up at us.
                          
"Well this is depressing." Grif said, looking at the stockpile where I was sneaking oreo's under my helmet to eat them.
                          
"Can it, private." Sarge said.
                          
"What? I'm just saying what we're all thinking." Grif said.
                          
'That we stole everything you own?' I thought in amusement.
                          
"You didn't say you were fat and worthless, and we were definitely all thinking that." Sarge said.
                          
"Alright, you know the drill." Tucker called down from where he stood to my right.
                          
"Do we have to?" Simmons asked.
                          
"That depends; how badly do you want your flag back?" Wash said, looking to the giant pile of things. Oddly enough Banana bread was also on that pile. I didn't care for it, while Wash and Tucker were having fun stealing all of that stuff I stole Grif's entire stash of sweets.
                          
Simmons glaces at Grif.
                          
"Don't look at me, it's your turn." Grif said.
                          
Simmons sighs and begins to speak, "I would just like to let everyone know that I suck... and that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys." He said dully.
                          
"You know, it was funny the first few times, but this is starting to get depressing." Tucker pointed out.
                          
"Yeah..." Wash said slowly. He turned to the reds, "Hey, what else have you got?" He called down.
                          
"Nothing! That stupid flag was the only thing we had left!" Grif yelled.
                          
"Actually, there is one thing you haven't taken." Simmons said, looking at Grif.
                          
I looked at Tucker and Wash as I picked up two bags of oreo's and followed them. Caboose joined us, he had been sleeping last I knew. It had been... maybe a day since Carolina and Epsilon left. Tau was quiet because he was keeping watch for Epsilon's recovery beacon, which had yet to go off.
                          
Luckily Capture The Flag had pulled everyone out of their funk. It kind of felt like we were back in Blood Gulch, just a greener Blood Gulch.
                          
Soon we arrived at Red base and Grif walked into the base.
                          
I continued to munch on oreos and handed some out.
                          
"Seriously, Mutey, how do you eat that many sweets? The minute we got Grif's stockpile you ate nearly the entire stock of your own." Wash said.
                          
I shrugged.
                          
"She's always been stealing Grif's sweets, honestly I think her actions made him loose some weight." Simmons said.
                          
"That's shocking." Tucker said, taking another oreo.
                          
"Yea...." Sarge said before Grif came back out and dropped.....
                          
Maine's knife rifle.
                          
"Whoa!" Tucker said, whistling.
                          
"Great ginzu gunshow!" Sarge said.
                          
"Is that what I think it is? Is that whose I think it is?" Wash said.
                          
'Yep, it is Wash.' I thought.
                          
"Stolen alien weaponry used by the scariest fucking mute in the galaxy? Yeah. Pretty much. No offence, Mutey." Simmons said.
                          
'None take, I can't even really be classified as mute because I'm not.' I thought, my eye not leaving the knife rifle.