SUpEr ImpOrtAnt AnnOUncEmEnt

                                    

                                          
Ok, no shit this isn't serious

                          
0. Zerothly I'd like to thank TheOfficialHolyWater for leaving the chat during this story
                          
1. I am WELL AWARE that there's no eunwoo in nct, I just mayhaps thought that that was jungwoo's name for a bit. I also thought his name was chenle so. I'm learning sis
2. This isn't even an NCT or Astro ff so if you came (hehehe) for that then. lEAvE bIncH
3. This is just a frick-ton of inside jokes so if anyone actually stumbles on this first of all leave while you still can, secondly I'm sorry if you didn't take that first warning and read this, third hehe you should comment your fav kpop moment
4. aIEy aM wHAt AIeY Am
5. Greasy content ahead you've been sister warned
6. gl sis after this you won't have any will to live, lucky for me I was born without one of those
7. :(: - I want a tattoo of that when I grow up. Yeah 
8. Also Scott Evans is from the one bts interview where Jimin was actually so whipped he couldn't function. He's not. Like. Captain America. OOOOOOOH FUTURE STORY IDEA
9. NEXT STORY : CAPTAIN AMERICA VS JUNGKOOK... who'll COME (wink wink) out on TOP (wink wink)
10. One... one... one, one, oneoneoneone