Chapter 46: War Zones

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Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. Most of the dares I have for today all have a certain theme to it. Let's begin shall we?

Sufi: *pulls lever and everyone falls down*

Thundrr: Hey, that was my job.

Sufi: Sorry, I had to.

Jaden: Before we do the main dares, we have a few short dares to do.

Skye: First one from YUMMYFOOD111 is to watch Captain Marvel.

Clemont: I heard that the movie was bad.

Gary: Really, I heard it was good.

Barry: Guys, the reviews are very divided about this movie.

Ryuto: Let's get watching.

After watching the movie

Luke: How was it guys?

Half of the participants: TERRIBLE!!!

Other half: Very good.

Jaden: Wow, even they are divided on this one.

Koharu: Next from Primarina is to react to *reads the paper*. Vow and Perfect Pair? What is that?

Ryuto: Those are two commercials from Jollibee.

Koharu: Oh.

Yuuki: Prepare to be emotional. (Second one, you will need to turn on Captions)

After watching the commercials

Everyone except Paul: *in tears*

Paul: Why am I even here?

Anna: SHUT UP PAUL!!!! YOU EMOTIONLESS TWAT!!!!

Melody: Wow, she's taken up your British tongue.

Jaden: I guess so.

After the waterworks has been fixed

Jaden: Ok, time for the next few dares.

Gengar: CyMax1 wants everyone to 4 player co-op in Division 2 in virtual reality until they have completed 4 Invasion Missions and Survive 4 hours in an occupied Dark Zone.

Thundrr: I wonder how this will go.

Because I don't understand this game and don't have time to research that much, here's a montage of everyone dying because they suck at this game.

Ash: *gets headshot*

Gary: *falls off a building*

Paul: *gets stabbed*

Barry: *falls into a pit*

Brock: *gets vaporised*

Korrina: *gets mauled*

Misty: *gets ganged up on*

Lillie: *running away from everything*

Afterwards

Book: Next, YUMMYFOOD111 dares Ash to fight Naruto.

Ash: Say what now?

Naruto: Hi guys.

Book: I have a bad feeling about this.

After the fight

Ash: *on the ground and injured* I need the infirmary.

Naruto: I guess I went overboard.

Thundrr: Overboard? You went into the Six Paths Sage Mode.

Naruto: *sheepishly laughs*

Anna: Next from madashgoku is for couples to team up and play PUBG or Garena Free Fire and the winners will receive a grand chicken dinner with the words "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner"

Skye: Also, it says real guns are to be used.

Gengar: Oh boy, this is going to be a very violent game.

Book: Cue the blood splatters.

After the fight

Jaden: Well, nobody won because everyone's dead.

Ryuto: So who gets the Chicken Dinner?

Yuuki: I say we just throw it in the trash since no one deserves it.

Koharu: You can't waste food like that.

Yuuki: *tosses into the bin* Too late.

Jaden: Let's just revive everyone.

Later

Participants: WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!!!

Sufi: Last dare of the day from bellaheart89761, everyone will fight go each other in a water balloon fight.

Jaden: I actually have a catch, we will also be using balloons filled with shaving cream, flour, slime and if you're lucky, jelly.

Gengar: Ooh, this is going to be fun.

Balloon fight starts now

Mr. Franco: *throws tons of balloons* I bet many people will get hit.

Barry: *throws a balloon at Gary*

Gary: *gets hit in the face* Ugh, this is flour.

Brock: *gets hit in the chin with a shaving cream balloon* Eh, I needed to shave anyways.

Dawn: *gets hit by a jelly balloon* Aw, now my hair's sticky.

Ash: *drops a load of balloons*

Misty: *gets splashed by them all* HEY!!!

Ash: Oh don't complain, you said you love water.

Clemont: *falls over* This floor is too slippery.

Cilan: *in a crime scene suit* I won't get dirty. *gets hit by a jelly balloon* Hooray, it works.

Bonnie and Max: *both get hit by a jelly balloon*

Max: *tastes jelly* Yum, blueberry.

Bonnie: *tastes jelly* Ooh, raspberry is nice.

Jaden: Stop eating the jelly.

Bonnie and Max: Fine.

Korrina: *still clean* I AM BEATING EVERYONE!!!

After balloon fight

Jaden: *all covered* Well, that's all for today. You may leave. *everyone leaves* Thank you for reading, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave truths and dares in the comments below and I will see you next time. Cheerio everyone.

Everyone else: *also covered* Bye.

QOTD: What Pokémon Type Combination would you like to see?

Future Jaden: Personally, I would like to see a Poison/Steel type. Maybe it could be like a bladed creature that can poison you when you make contact to it. That would be cool.

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