Chapter 1;

                                    

                                          
"No... NO!" Tony yelled as he slammed his computer keyboard on the desk. 
                          
"Looks like somebody is a little pissed out," remarked Ziva, who had just arrived at work. 
                          
"Pissed Off. It's meant to be 'Pissed Off'" Tony muttered. 
                          
"Something wrong, DiNozzo?" asked Gibbs, entering with his coffee.
                          
"My computer keeps crashing and stupid old Mcgee has been sick all week and can't fix it." Tony complained. 
                          
"Aww, little Tony is missing his Mcboyfriend," Ziva joked. "I was saving that one." She added. 
                          
"Ha Ha. Very Funn-"
                          
"Grab your Gear. We have a dead lieutenant on our hands," Gibbs announced.
                          
"Where are we going boss?Somewhere exotic?"
                          
"Nope."
                          
"New York? I love New York."
                          
"Nope."
                          
"I'll drive!" Ziva said. 
                          
"No need, Ziver," said Gibbs, "we're only going down the elevator."