Jeffmadsham - Go the Fuck to Sleep

                                    

                                          
Thomas and James were occupied watching "Lilo and Stich" on the couch while Alexander was working away in his office. It was a new part of the house, one Thomas and James had to adjust when Alexander moved in. Adjust meant that Thomas had to give up his yoga room, and for a week James had to listen to Thomas grumble about doing yoga outside. Thomas was mopey for a little while but he over it eventually, knew making his boyfriends happy was more important. When the credits rolled Thomas stretched out his back and decides that it's time for bed. The two stumble up the stairs and lazily just strip to their boxers and decide that's fine. Even though they were both tired and ready to sleep, they notice that Alexander wasn't here.
                          
"Oh my god, is he still working?" Thomas yawned.
                          
"I guess so," James replied. "I'll go get him."
                          
"Thanks, love," Thomas said and collapsed on the bed.
                          
James rolled his eyes and walked to Alexander's office. Like always there was paper strewn all over the floors and books in piles despite the bookshelves, James walked carefully over to the hunched over figure. He put his hands down on Alexander's shoulders causing the smaller man jump.
                          
"Fuck," Alex cursed, "you scared me, Jemmy."
                          
James chuckled before wrapping his arms around Alex and resting his head on top of Alex's. "Come to bed, it's late and you can't live off of three hours of sleep and coffee."
                          
"I can too," Alex retorted as if taking a challenge.
                          
"Alexander, I'm going to give you the count to five before I make distract measures."
                          
"I dare you to."
                          
James frowned. "One... Two... Three... Four... Five."
                          
Alexander still didn't seem fazed at all so James acted on his threat. With a swift movement, James shut Alexander's laptop and then spun Alex around in his chair, the look on his face was already priceless before James picked Alexander up and slung him over his shoulder. Alex shrieked and protested loudly as James carried him to their bedroom, when he was in front of their bed James threw Alex onto. Alexander screeched as he was thrown onto the bed, or more like Thomas who grunted loudly as Alex landed on him. James quickly joined on the bed and held Alex down before he could go back to work.
                          
"You're stupid," Alex pouted.
                          
Thomas huffed and spooned Alexander's unoccupied side. "You provoked him."
                          
If James wasn't so tired and didn't love them so much then he would've left to sleep on the couch to get away from this blasphemy.