[lean mean killing machine meme team]
chocochip_kookie:
tae and i broke up
jiminieee:
WHAT
UR KIDDING
WHY
chocochip_kookie:
he walked into the diner where i was waiting for him and i stood up to hug him and he announced "good afternoon, sir, officer taetae reporting for booty" and grabbed my butt
YourMcHobi:
AHAHAHGSGDHDJ
chocochip_kookie:
my sister and niece were with me
taetae:
I DIDNT KNOW THAT
U COULDVE WARNED ME AHEAD OF TIME
I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST MEETING UP FOR A DATE
chocochip_kookie:
HOW DID U NOT NOTICE THE TWO FEMALES SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH ME THO
taetae:
BCUZ UR THE ONLY ONE IM EVER LOOKING FOR
chocochip_kookie:
DONT GET CHEESY ROMANTIC WITH ME I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
taetae:
WELL SO WAS I
luckyboi:
just imagining it i'm wheezing omfshwkdkw
YourMcHobi:
I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR
yugibear:
it's true he fell out of his chair
Yoongi:
why am i not surprised by any of this
jiminieee:
honestly me neither yoongi
DONT BREAK UP WITH TAE OVER THIS THO PLS JUNGKOOK I'LL CRY
chocochip_kookie:
u know i'm kidding right
i could never..
BUT IM STILL MAD
taetae:
LOOK U DONT UNDERSTAND THE IDEA POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I WAS LIKE "omf this is so funny kookie's gonna love it" AND SO I HAD TO USE IT B4 I FORGOT
IM SORRY
chocochip_kookie:
it was pretty funny tho
except the embarrassment kinda took away from the effect
but i'll still give u credit
taetae:
thx
always just tryna make u laugh kookie u know me
chocochip_kookie:
and i love that
it's what made me start to fall in love with u in the first place
taetae:
really??
chocochip_kookie:
of course
i had to have told u that already
taetae:
probably lol
chocochip_kookie:
u always cheered me up so easily without even knowing it sometimes
like that one time u told the story of that dream u had about me asking u out then turning out to be an alien
which led up to "u can't possibly be human you're too...out of this world"
i was having the worst day ever that day lol
but u made me laugh so hard and somehow put me in such a good mood
taetae:
oh
i didn't know that
i lied about the dream tho...
i was just trying to flirt with u
chocochip_kookie:
doesn't matter
u got me through a rough patch tae
come to think of it that might have been the first time i realized "oh okay i might have a serious crush on this adorable weirdo"
taetae:
kookie...
.
.
.
I WANNA GIVE U A KISS
CAN WE GO ON A WALK OR SMTH TOGETHER
chocochip_kookie:
i would baby but i have to work..
taetae:
AFTER WORK THEN??
chocochip_kookie:
of course :)
luckyboi:
since when do u call tae baby
jiminieee:
this got rly cute rly fast and my heart is soff
YourMcHobi:
same
yUGYEOM SHOW ME AFFECTION
yugibear:
TF HOBI WE'RE LITERALLY ON A DATE AND U PULLED OUT UR PHONE
YourMcHobi:
BABE I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I DIDNT MISS ANYTHING ICONIC IN THE GC
SUCH AS OFFICER TAETAE REPORTER FOR BOOTY
yugibear:
yeh ur right that was pretty good
BUT U CAN PUT UR PHONE AWAY NOW
luckyboi:
is this where all the couples come to settle disputes
joonie:
i would say yes but i don't think yoongi and jimin have ever even argued before
jiminieee:
that's cuz we agree on everything !
Yoongi:
you're so sexy
jiminieee:
YOONGI
YourMcHobi:
IM GONEJAKDJWIFIJWJFW
yugibear:
HOBI
PHONE
luckyboi:
next time yugyeom let me know when u two are going on a date, i'll confiscate hobe's phone
aLSO LMAO BOLD YOONGI
joonie:
he's taking forward steps *sniff*
Yoongi:
u act as tho we're not yet dating..?
joonie:
lmao
just teasing yoongs
jiminieee:
yoongiiii :((
why would u just say that out of the blue like that,,?
Yoongi:
it wasn't out of the blue u said we agree on everything so i said ^
jiminieee:
bUt tHAt'S -???
Yoongi:
lol
luckyboi:
hE sAId LoL tHiS iS NOt yOoNGi tHiS iS aN ImPOsTeR
Yoongi:
stfu seokjin
joonie:
ok ok be nice you two
Yoongi:
stfu joon
sorry
joonie:
sorry??
Yoongi:
don't make me take it back
joonie:
lmao
u can be quite unpredictable at times can't u yoongs
Yoongi:
sure
*
*
[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
joonie:
fr tho just checking to make sure
what with the nice things you've been saying lately lol
ur okay right yoongs?
Yoongi:
i am, yeah
joonie:
u sure?
if there's anything
u know u can talk to me about it
Yoongi:
i know, joon
rly tho i'm alright
well i guess maybe hearing u and jin singing together did make me a little emotional and i might still be thinking about it
but i'm good i swear
joonie:
oh no yooooongs
i'm on my way for snugs
or do u want jimin for snugs
Yoongi:
i don't need snugs
.
.
.
well actually why don't u both just come over
maybe we could watch a movie too
joonie:
oh snap like a party??
Yoongi:
no u walnut not a party
just a peaceful evening
joonie:
right my bad
aight then i'll tell jimin to hurry his mochi self over to ur dorm for snugs and a movie right away
can we watch spongebob
Yoongi:
i said movie
joonie:
there's a spongebob movie
Yoongi:
no
joonie:
:(
Yoongi:
maybe
joonie:
:D
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