Locker Room Talk(M)

                                    

                                          
The sounds of yelling and curses being thrown at one another fills the small room where several guys surround one TV, each trying to one up the other at whatever death filled game they are playing. 
                          
"Take that, you ugly little shit!" Percy growls, slashing the head off of some ogre, the screen splattering with green goo. 
                          
"NICE shot!" Leo shouts. 
                          
"How long did the girls say they were going to be gone?" Frank asks, hanging back from playing. He doesn't really like killing things, even in a fake game. 
                          
"A couple hours, I dunno. They were going shopping or something. I stopped listening to Annabeth about 5 minutes into it." Percy replies. 
                          
"Since I actually listen to my girlfriend, she said they were going to target." Jason says. 
                          
"Yeah, that. I don't know why Annabeth went, she hates shopping." Percy rolls his eyes. 
                          
"Spring break, man. Chicks do crazy things on spring break. For Annabeth, that means shopping." Leo says, doing some insane dance move while he waits for his character to respawn. 
                          
"So, Percy. How is college life treating you?" Frank asks. 
                          
"Not much different, to be honest. Annabeth is stressing about exams in a few weeks but I'm not that worried."
                          
"Are the dorms co-ed?" Jason asks. 
                          
"Yeah. We are in the same building, different floors though." Percy says, his eyes focused on the screen. The four of them are cramped into Percy's bedroom. The rest of the apartment is mercifully empty, ridding everyone the experience of having to hear all the commotion four teenage boys playing video games can cause. 
                          
"How far have you gotten?" Leo wants to know. 
                          
"What do you mean?" Percy asks, not getting the question. 
                          
"Do I have to spell it out for you, dumbass? How far have you and Annabeth gone? First, second, third?" Leo specifies.
                          
"I'm not the kiss and tell kinda guy, Leo." Percy replies. 
                          
"Come on! You have to have at least done it by now. You've been together over two years." Leo insists. 
                          
"So? Didn't know there was a time limit on when you had to lose your virginity." Percy shrugs.
                          
"So you're telling us that in the two and a half years you've been with the same girl, that the two of you haven't done anything?" Jason asks skeptically. 
                          
"Didn't say that, did I? I'm not going into detail about Annabeth and I's sex life." 
                          
"You mean the lack of." Leo corrects. 
                          
"Fuck off, you elf." Percy shoves Leo playfully, the younger boy toppling over Jason. The four of them start laughing. 
                          
"What, did you think I was just going to walk into camp and announce when Annabeth and I slept together? I prefer to live, thank you very much" Percy says, chucking the controller in the direction of the TV as his character dies. 
                          
"So you admit that you've done it?" 
                          
"If it'll get you to shut up about it, yes." Percy says. 
                          
"You're lucky, your girlfriend is at least the same age as you. I'm perfectly fine with waiting for Hazel to be ready for anything, but she's still so young." Frank says. 
                          
"My girlfriend is thousands of years old, you would think that she would be ready to go but no." Leo pouts.
                          
"Jason, you have been very quiet." Leo says suspiciously. 
                          
"Piper and I haven't done anything past making out." Jason raises his hands in his defense. 
                          
"I'm honestly not surprised at that." Leo nods. 
                          
Meanwhile, while shopping..
                          
"What do you think of this one?" Piper holds up a purple sundress but it's quickly nixed by Hazel, who thinks it's too revealing. 
                          
"Damn, that's the point! I, unlike you, don't mind showing off a little skin." Piper scoffs but she puts the dress back anyway. 
                          
"I don't think purple is your color." Annabeth comments. Her eyes are glazed over, clearly not interested in clothes shopping. 
                          
"You can go look at the books while we shop, if you want." Hazel tells the older girl. 
                          
"No, it's ok. I can give objective opinions on clothes." Annabeth says. 
                          
"Ok, so what color would you suggest?" Piper asks. 
                          
"I'd look out for deep colors. Like a dark red or a dark blue. Compliment your eyes." Annabeth suggests.
                          
"Who knew you had actual fashion sense?" Piper teases her. 
                          
"One word and I will summon your mother to help. She seems to have a special interest in Percy and I and I doubt it would take much convincing on my part." Annabeth threatens. 
                          
"Gods, no. How are you and Percy, by the way?" Piper shudders, steering the conversation in another direction.
                          
"We're fine. Our dorms are in the same building so we still see each other pretty often. Good thing too, because if I wasn't close by to help him study, he would seriously flunk out." Annabeth says. 
                          
"No sneaking into each others rooms at night, you hear me?" Hazel says, playing mother hen. 
                          
"That was the whole reason I made sure we are in the same building, Hazel." Annabeth smirks. 
                          
"Annabeth!" Hazel fans her blushing face. It's so easy to fluster her still.
                          
"Have you and Percy gone all the way yet?" Piper asks, checking out a burgundy sweater.
                          
"Yeah, like a year ago. Where have you been? I figured you would be the first one to figure it out." Annabeth shrugs.
                          
"Really? How was it?" Piper wants to know. 
                          
"Uncomfortable at first. Kinda awkward." Annabeth tells the two younger girls. 
                          
"Jason is such a goody goody. I'm afraid we'll never get to that point." Piper sighs. 
                          
"Piper, he's a guy. Trust me, he's not that moral. Just talk to him about it. You have to be more open with him if you ever want your relationship to last." Annabeth advises. 
                          
"Is that what you and Percy did?" Hazel asks. 
                          
"Ha! No. It was not planned. We were alone in his apartment for once and it started as an innocent make out session. I have no impulse control when it comes to Percy." Annabeth shakes her head at herself. 
                          
"He didn't force you into anything, did he?" Piper frowns. 
                          
"What? No! I am just as much a willing participant as he is. Percy would never." Annabeth defends him. 
                          
"Do you think the boys talk about us when they get together?" Hazel asks. 
                          
"Of course they do, guys and their locker room talk." 
                          
I know my one shots have been a little short lately but I'm working on some longer ones! 
                          
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