Pleasantries :

                                    

                                          
It's now December and Yoongi was in the middle of changing Jooheon's gauze for his stitches. They had met their deductible for their insurance, which means that any kind of medical visit they have to have done will be paid for, and took that time to get Jooheon scheduled for a vasectomy. He thought Yoongi was kidding when he said the younger was getting fixed, little did he know Yoongi hardly ever jokes about that stuff, when he says it he means it.
"God, babe it hurts be careful," Jooheon winces as the old gauze pulls on the skin a little.
"Hey, this isn't as bad as a caesarean or giving birth. I don't want to hear it," Yoongi rolls his eyes, not really minding that he was eye level with Jooheon's dick. He had gloves on as he looks around the wound to see it is healing up nicely just as the doctor had explained after his surgery. He grabs the saline spray they were supposed to use and a tissue, gently dabbing it on the area to avoid infection and cleaning it well. He really didn't want his fiancé to lose his penis to an infection. Luckily, they were in their bedroom with the door locked while the kids slept. Yoongi really didn't want to have to explain to his three year old that the reason papa's dick was in his face was because he was cleaning it. When he was done, he grabs a Q-tip to swab the ointment on the area, ignoring Jooheon's whines and jerks, "If you don't hold still it's going to hurt."
"It hurts already!" Jooheon sighs, "Why did you make me do this?"
"Because I told you I was done having kids, and I meant it," Yoongi rolls his eyes, packing the wound with gauze and taping it there, "There. Now get dressed."
"How long will this take to heal?" Jooheon pouts, waddling back to his side of the bed and gently laying down.
"The doctor said it will take a few days for it to heal, but you're still not supposed to do any strenuous activity. And yes, sex is one of those activities," Yoongi points a finger at him, "I mean it."
Jooheon makes a face, falling back onto the covers and sighing pitifully, "At least I'm off work for a couple weeks thanks to this."
"Hey you got the lucky end of the stick, when I have my hysterectomy I have to be on leave for eight weeks," Yoongi sighs, "I don't think I have to worry about having a vasectomy."
"Nope, because there's never a chance you're topping," Jooheon winks, placing his icepack between his legs.
Yoongi rolls his eyes, laughing slightly, "You're awful."
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"Hyeran," Yoongi coos, sitting just a few feet away from her, "I know you can do it stubborn girl, crawl to me."
Hyeran squeaks, rocking back and forth on her hands and knees for a bit and making no effort to move. Hyunki sat up on his butt, watching her as he chewed on his toy bunny's ear. Hyunki made no effort either, both were content on just staying in their spots and trying to convince Yoongi to come to them with their sweet faces. Minseo steps in the room with a juice pack and a baggies of fruit gummies, "Mommy, what are you doing?"
"Trying to make your stubborn sister crawl to me," Yoongi sighs, pulling Minseo in his lap and nuzzling against her neck, "You weren't as stubborn as she is. You were about like Hyunki, just chill with everything."
"Am I still chill?"
"No, now you're a terror," Yoongi laughs, tickling her and hearing her squeal, "Say it! Say you're a terror!"
"NO!" She shrieks, laughing loudly as Yoongi blows raspberries on her neck and tickles her sides.
Yoongi hears a squeal and a squeak in the distance, but doesn't pay much mind to it until he feels a tiny fist grab his tshirt sleeve and pull on it. He looks over to see a grinning, drooley Hyeran. His eyes widen, "You seriously just crawled over here to get attention when I was giving Mini attention?"
Hyeran coos cutely, tilting her head as she blinks at him. He shakes his head, moving Minseo over to one knee and sitting Hyeran on his other one. He looks to Hyunki who was watching them with his Jooheon like eyes and Yoongi smiles, "Well come on! Join the cuddle fest!"
Hyunki grins, rolling on his belly and belly scoots a bit before he pushes himself up on his knees and hands. He takes a shakey move to Yoongi, then finally one after the other he's in the mother's arms. Yoongi pouts, kissing all three of his kids on the head and cuddling them to his chest once Hyunki joined them, "My babies. Stop growing on me."
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"Come on, say it," Yoongi giggles, holding the almost seven month old twins in his lap as he waits for one of them to say the magical word.
"Dada!" Hyeran squeals, the eight month old grinning and revealing her tiny tooth on the top.
"Mama," Yoongi articulates, making sure to say it close enough for them to copy.
"Mumm," Hyeran sighs, leaning forward and cuddling into Yoongi's chest.
Yoongi chuckles, "Alright, both of you are sleepy and won't cooperate. Maybe you will tomorrow, " he stands and carries both to their nursery, laying Hyeran in the crib first then Hyunki. Once he lays both in there, Hyunki whines and reaches for him, "Mumm mumm."
"I know baby but it's nappy time," Yoongi brushes his long hair back, Hyunki not having it and starts crying. Yoongi sighs, "Baby it's time to sleep."
"Mama," He cries, admitting defeat and laying down on his blanket.
Yoongi pouts, patting his diapered butt before kissing Hyeran's head and covering her with her blanket. She huffs, laying down and wrapping an arm around her brother who was still crying and mumbling for Yoongi. Honestly, he feels happy Hyunki finally said mama, but he felt bad for leaving him here in the crib to cry for him. Minseo did that when she was little though, so he knew what to expect.
He leaves the nursery after shutting off the light and closing the door, hearing Hyunki cry and whine for him on the baby monitor attached to his hip. He sighs, walking to the living room to see Jooheon sitting on the couch watching some game show. He pouts, crawling on the couch towards him and laying his head on Jooheon's lap. He was off today, luckily due to the roads being bad, which is also why Namjoon still had Minseo.
Jooheon runs his hands through Yoongi's brown locks, "What's wrong babe?"
Yoongi grabs the baby monitor, turning it up and handing it to him. As clears as day, he hears Hyunki whine and sob for Yoongi, "Mama, mama."
Jooheon's eyes widen and he pouts, "Poor guy, he wants his mommy."
"It's taking everything I have to not go in there and cuddle him," Yoongi pouts, "Hyeran just laid down once he laid down and cuddled him. She's a good sister."
Jooheon hums, sighing after and smirks, "Too bad we can't have another."
"Shut it," Yoongi says sternly, to which Jooheon cackles, causing the older to smile.
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UPDATE!!!!
What did you all think about my beginning xD I had to write about his vasectomy, Yoongi wasn't kidding he was getting fixed to avoid having more babies. From here on out, there will be time skips 💜