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DallonWeekes: a fan sent me this
DallonWeekes: and Holy Fucking Hell HoT dAmN I REMEMBER WHY I FELL IN I LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!
BrendonWeekes: you fell in love with me because of my ass?
DallonWeekes: well also your personality but yeah your ass too
DallonWeekes: and your lips but you knew that
BrendonWeekes: well that's good because I fell in love with you because of your dick
DallonWeekes: well I don't doubt that.. My dick works magic
BrendonWeekes: you're so full of yourself
DallonWeekes: well you did tell me you loved me a couple days after we first had sex
BrendonWeekes: I wouldn't have had sex with you if I didn't love you I just waited for the right time to tell you
DallonWeekes: what about Ryan?
BrendonWeekes: what about him?
DallonWeekes: did you love him before you had sex with him?
BrendonWeekes: no because he was a one night stand. I actually wanted a relationship with you and I didn't want having sex with you to cloud my judgement. That's another reason I didn't want to have sex right away.
DallonWeekes: why are you so perfect? You have the looks and the personality and the voice.
BrendonWeekes: I could say the exact same about you
DallonWeekes: but you won't
BrendonWeekes: I will during practice today so I can praise you while you're performing
DallonWeekes: are you favoring your band mates Brendon?!
BrendonWeekes: I'm favoring my husband over my friends
DallonWeekes: ah I see
DallonWeekes: so why did you really fall in love with me?
BrendonWeekes: because I know when you really want something and I knew you really wanted me and I hadn't had someone want me as much as you did and I loved that plus you're really hot
DallonWeekes: I told you I was and you didn't believe me
BrendonWeekes: no I knew you were when I first saw a picture of you its just your HUGE ego that got in the way
DallonWeekes: sure it was
BrendonWeekes: it was! But then I learned you only do it as a joke and I found it to be very funny
DallonWeekes: what can I say I'm a comedian
BrendonWeekes: I think you should stick to your day job
DallonWeekes: but you said I'm very funny
BrendonWeekes: you are to me
BrendonWeekes: to a stranger you just have a big ego
DallonWeekes: dING DONG YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
BrendonWeekes: fine but when this comedy thing of yours fails don't come crying to me
DallonWeekes: you don't believe in me *gasp*
BrendonWeekes: it's time to practice you can be shooketh later
